2026 World Cup Soccer Jokes

by | May 30, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Cup knock knock jokes.
  2. World Cup Soccer Jokes: June 11th – World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
  3. I tell 2026 World Cup soccer jokes… just for kicks.
  4. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada had its 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026?
  5. Boston Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Tartan Army took over Fenway Park during the World Cup?
  6. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the World Cup record of Cristiano Ronaldo?… Cristiano Ronaldo holds the all-time record as the first and only player to score in six different men’s FIFA World Cup tournaments (2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022, and 2026).
  7. Biology Jokes: World Cup Soccer is the only sport that’s not a game of inches… It’s a game of feet.
  8. How is Lionel Messi like a magician?… They both do hat tricks.
  9. Boston Jokes: When people saw a Scotland Soccer fan peeing in Boston… WICKED PISSAH.
  10. When Scotland comes to a World Cup Host City… they bring PLAID tidings.
  11. World Cup 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Canada’s 1st Ever World Cup Win 6 – 0 vs. Qatar in 2026 was IN Canada.
  12. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Canadian World Cup host cities?… Vancouver, British Columbia, Toronto, Ontario.
  13. Most of the world is hoping for a clean World Cup Soccer final, except Argentina… They would like a Messi one.
  14. World Cup 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the player who has participated in the most World Cups?… Lionel Messi holds the record for participating in the most men’s FIFA World Cups. He became the first male player to appear in six different World Cup tournaments.
  15. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup host cities?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
  16. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Mexican World Cup host cities?… Guadalajara – Estadio Guadalajara (Estadio Akron), Mexico City – Estadio Azteca, Monterrey – Estadio Monterrey (Estadio BBVA).
  17. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 Mexican Wolrd Cup Stadiums?… Guadalajara – Estadio Guadalajara (Estadio Akron), Mexico City – Estadio Azteca, Monterrey – Estadio Monterrey (Estadio BBVA).
  18. How is Lionel Messi like Wayne Gretsky?… They both score hat tricks.
  19. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe believe Scotland’s Joe McGinn’s goal celebration.
  20. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange who? Orange you glad Netherlands qualified for the 2026 World Cup?
  21. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  22. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the dates of the 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  23. World Geography Jokes: Ghana has eliminated the U.S. from last two World Cups… They’re probably Ghana do it again.
  24. Marriage Jokes: I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?… The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride’s name is Paula.
  25. After his team was eliminated from the World Cup, The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil. According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
  26. nouncer get in his stocking?… COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
  27. What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup?… Turn off the Playstation.
  28. What do you call an American in the world cup final… Ref.
  29. Dog Jokes: The best dog breed for World Cup soccer is the goal-den retriever. 
  30. We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final… But instead we got a Messi one.
  31. Did you know the Origami world cup is on TV…. It’s only available on pay per view though.
  32. World Cup 2022 I was really surprised to see Canada qualify for the world cup this year, but it’s Trudeau…
  33. World Cup Pun: I’m having a ball this World Cup.
  34. Who are the pirates favorite team at the world cup?… Ahrr-gentina.
  35. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe list the 2026 American World Cup Stadiums?… Atlanta, GA – Atlanta Stadium (Mercedes-Benz Stadium), Boston, MA – Boston Stadium (Gillette Stadium in Foxborough), Dallas, TX – Dallas Stadium (AT&T Stadium in Arlington), Houston, TX – Houston Stadium (NRG Stadium), Kansas City, MO – Kansas City Stadium (Arrowhead Stadium), Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Stadium (SoFi Stadium in Inglewood), Miami, FL – Miami Stadium (Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens), New York / New Jersey – New York New Jersey Stadium (MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ), Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia Stadium (Lincoln Financial Field), San Francisco Bay Area – San Francisco Bay Area Stadium (Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara), Seattle, WA – Seattle Stadium (Lumen Field)
  36. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Atlanta Stadium?… Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
  37. What is an artist’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
  38. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Boston Stadium?… Gillette Stadium in Foxborough.
  39. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Dallas Stadium?… AT&T Stadium in Arlington.
  40. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Houston Stadium?… NRG Stadium
  41. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Kansas City Stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium.
  42. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Los Angeles Stadium?… SoFi Stadium in Inglewood.
  43. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Miami Stadium?… Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
  44. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup New York / New Jersey Stadium?… MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ
  45. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Philadelphia Stadium?… Lincoln Financial Field.
  46. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup San Francisco Bay Area Stadium?… Levi’s Stadium in Santa Clara.
  47. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe tell me the name of the 2026 World Cup Seattle Stadium?… Lumen Field.
  48. Art Jokes: What is an art teacher’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.

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