Mailman Jokes

by | May 8, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best mailman jokes.
  2. Looney Tunes Jokes: How does Bugs Bunny send letter?… The hare mail.
  3. Labor Day Jokes: I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought… “This isn’t for me.”
  4. Super Bowl Jokes: What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.
  5. I have a joke about the postal service… It will be delivered tomorrow.
  6. What’s the key to a good mailman joke?… The delivery.
  7. Did you hear about the mailman who walked out on the job?… He abandoned his post. 
  8. Postal service jokes don’t need much setup… It’s all in the delivery
  9. What do you call a mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone.
  10. What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night.
  11. What’s the secret to telling a good postman joke?… It’s all in the delivery!
  12. What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?… A very nervous postman.
  13. I can’t believe they’re considering an all mail election… females worked so hard to get voting rights! 
  14. It must be hard for women to work in the postal service… It’s such a MAIL dominated industry.
  15. As a mailman, I have a lot of jokes about undelivered letters… But people just don’t seem to get them. 
  16. Dog Jokes: I recently got hired as a USPS mailman. I was really excited about it, but my dog wouldn’t talk to me for a week afterwards!
  17. Daughter: Mom, I’m dating a man. Mom: Whom, sweetheart? Daughter: Dante the mailman. Mom: Dante the mailman? But he could be your father! Daughter: But mom, age is just a number. Mom: Sweetheart, I don’t think you understood.
  18. My mailman is very reticent and avoids small talk. He is a man of few words… but a lot of letters.
  19. I punched a mailman yesterday… He said I had a small package. 
  20. What did they call Bob the mailman after he was fired?… Bob. 
  21. Republicans declared they’re against mail-in voting… So Democrats went postal.
  22. I’m not sure what to call the woman postal worker but apparently “female mailman lady” is not it.
  23. During this pandemic be sure to avoid postal workers… They’re all couriers.
  24. What did they call Bob the mailman after he was retired?… Bob. 
  25. My dog keeps chasing the mailman on a bike… If he doesn’t stop, I’ll have to take the bike from him. 
  26. What do you get when you move around the letters of mailman?… Someone who goes postal. 
  27. What has four letters, sometimes has nine letters and occasionally has twelve letters?… The mailman 
  28. Why would trees be excellent postal workers?… They’re always on root.
  29. My joke about negligence in the postal service isn’t bad but the delivery is messed up.
  30. Did you know FedEx and UPS are thinking of merging?… The postal service is gonna be FedUp.
  31. What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Postal Service have in common?… Both, don’t deliver on Sundays.
  32. What do you get when you cross a mailman with a bottle of Scotch and an open window?… Air Mail. 
  33. I will tell you joke about Czech postal service… But I don’t know if you get it.
  34. Labor Day Jokes: I got a job with the Postal Service so I could tell people I’m a mail escort.
  35. I’m a surgeon/mailman… Overall I do a lot of de-livering 
  36. How does a mailman kill his enemies?… He de-livers them. 
  37. I scared the mailman today by coming to the door naked I don’t know what scared him more, the fact that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived.