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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for Spring.
2. Maine Jokes: Poland Spring…. the unofficial water of spring.
3. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance! (March Madness Jokes)
4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the 1st day of Spring?
5. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes)
6. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
7. How excited was the gardener about spring?… So excited he wet his plants.
8. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes)
9. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
10. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it!
11. What is the #1 spring social event for college basketball players?… The Big Dance!
12. What did the big flower say to the little one?… You’re really growing, bud!
13. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
14. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg…. Flag?
15. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
16. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
17. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
18. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness announcer of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
19. March Madness Pun: Filling out an office pool for March Madness is the most work I have done in the office since last March.
20. What traveled around the world over spring break but stayed in one place?… A stamp.
21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is Spring?
22. Why did the farmer bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe it is the Spring Vernal Equinox?
24. What do you call an emergency in spring?… May Day.
25. What’s the difference between summer rolls and spring rolls?… Seasoning.
26. Why is the florist so happy in the spring?… Because business is blooming!
27. Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break?… To surf the net!
28. What did the turtle family do when they began their spring break?… They shell-abrated!
29. Where do sheep go for spring break?… The Baa-hamas.
30. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
31. What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
32. Why is April so clean?… Because April showers.
33. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
34. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?… Two points just like everybody! (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
35. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
36. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of Spring.
37. Why did the gardener bury his money?… To make his soil rich!
38. What falls, but never needs a bandage?… April showers.
39. Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break?… They have no body to go with!
40. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
41. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow.
42. I tried to catch the fog… but I mist.
43. It’s allergy season again?… You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
44. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Top Easter Jokes)
45. What flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips)! (Top Biology Jokes)
46. Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
47. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
48. What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?… On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
49. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein! (Top April Fool’s Jokes)
50. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
51. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?… It lost its petals.
52. What is the shortest month of the year?… M-A-Y.
53. Do you know about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
54. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inch worm.
55. Do monkeys fall from the sky?… Yes! During APE-ril showers.
56. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets!!
57. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Doctor Jokes)
58. When do people start using their trampoline?… Spring-Time!
59. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
60. What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?… Prankenstein!
61. Why did the boy start a gardening business?… Because he wanted to rake in the cash!
62. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour” garden.
63. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… EGG-plants!
64. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
65. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather!
66. What spring break destination allows you to bring dogs?… Labrador, Canada.
67. Where do cows go for spring break?… Moo England.
68. Why didn’t the teacher wear shades over spring break?… Because her brightest pupils weren’t around.
69. What do sushi chefs play with their kids during spring break?… Go fish!
70. Why did the spring break college students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
71. Why didn’t the spring break students go to the forest?… Because the trees said leave me alone.
72. What did the parents say to their kids when they went to the beach for spring break?… “Long time, no sea!”
73. What did the baker’s son do over spring break?… He loafed around.
74. What did the spring break college student say to his beach buddies?… Seas the day!
75. How does the sun listen to the news?… On the ray-dio.
76. What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?… Fowl weather.
77. What goes up when the rain comes down?… Umbrellas.
78. What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
79. What’s the most tear-jerking month?… May, because love—and pollen— are in the air.
80. What do clouds wear during spring showers?… Thunderwear.
81. What kind of bow looks best when it’s wet?… A rainbow.
82. What type of weather does a balloon hate?… Pop-up showers!
83. How do thunderstorms invest their money?… In a “rainy-day” fund!
84. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister.
85. What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain?… A reindeer.
86. What does the king say his favorite kind of weather is?… Reign-y weather!
87. Why was the cake wet?… It got sprinkled.
88. What do you call a little girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
89. Why are flowers so popular?… They have a lot of buds.
90. What do gardeners wear on their legs?… Garden hose.
91. When’s the best time to wash your Slinky?… During spring cleaning.
92. Who is the herb’s favorite singer?… Elvis Parsley!
93. Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery?… Because it never runs out of flower.
94. What type of flower do you plant in the dark?… A light bulb.
95. What’s the best way to create a bouncy pool?… By adding spring water!
96. What season is best to go on a trampoline?… Spring-time.
97. What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?… A rainbow.
98. What did the tree say during springtime?… “Well, this is a re-leaf!”
99. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?… A funny bunny.
100. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water.
101. What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?… A dandy lion!
102. What flower does everyone have on their face?… Two-lips!
103. What beverage does a tree drink the most?… Root beer!
104. Why is the strawberry sad?… His mom was in a jam!
105. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?… Daffo-dills!
106. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?… It cracks up.
107. What is the chick’s favorite vegetable?… Eggplants.
108. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin.
109. Do bees fly in the rain?… Before they go out they put on their yellow jackets.
110. How does a bee brush its hair?… With a honeycomb.
111. What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?… Have a Baa baa cue!
112. Why is the letter A like a flower?… The B comes after it!
113. Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.
114. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear.
115. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
116. Spring is everything I wanted it to bee… and more!
117. When your team makes the First Four…. March Gladness.
118. When your team loses the First Four game…. March Sadness.
119. When your team is one of the First Four Out …. March Sadness.
120. When your team wins the First Four game…. March Gladness.
121. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A March Madness basketball coach?” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
122. My boss told me to focus on work during March Madness… I told him my bracket is my work.
123. What do you call it when a lower seeded team beats a higher seeded team?… March Gladness.
124. Why did the spring break high school students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
125. What did the dog say once he got on spring break?… “The paw-ty is officially here!”
126. Why did the spring break middle school students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.
127. First Four March Madness Pick-up Line: I wish I were Dayton you!
128. What schools are part of the Crayola March Madness?… Brown University, Creighton Bluejays Butler Blue mascot, Duke Blue Devils, Harvard Crimson, Tulane Green Wave.
129. March Madness Pun: I try not to limit my madness to March.
130. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best March Madness college basketball jokes.
131. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of Michigan’s the Fab 5. (Flower Jokes & Michigan Jokes)
132. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Crime increases in Kansas during March Madness. There is a Tik Tok sensation… The Kansas Jayhawk Jay Walk.
133. March Madness 1979: Who is the Audubon’s Society’s favorite Final Four Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Bird Jokes & Indiana Jokes)
134. 2025 First Four Jokes: Did you see the final play where the Hornets of Alabama State defeated St. Joseph’s Red Flash with a home run play… that must have really stung.
135. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: There are not many guarantees in March Madness…. But I guarantee the Cougars will win on March 20th, 2025.
136. Why did the spring break elementary students miss their flight?… They had no spring in their step.