Georgia Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Georgia. 
2. What did Georgia see?… Same thing Arkansas.
3. Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
4. What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course. 
5. How does a man from Georgia hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
6. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
7. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
8. Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
9. Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
10. Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
11. Why do Georgia love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Texas is.
12. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
13. Did you hear about the power outage at the [state] University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
14. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
15. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
16. Why do [state] golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
17. Why do [state] love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great [state] is.
18. Did you hear the joke about [state] Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
19. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The [state] Turnpike! 
20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of [state]?
21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of [state]?
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?
24. The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea!  sschat CivilWar NewEngland Patriots PatriotsNation PatsNation SuperBowl
25. Hole 3 What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.  flowers golfing
26. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! 
27. Hey @NCTM! What is the most popular summer dessert for math teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi.  
28. What did LakeAllatoona say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.
29. We love @georgialibs! What is the tallest building in Georgia?… Thomas Cooper Library of course, it has the most stories!
30. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler!
31. Did you hear the joke about AppalachianMountains?… You won’t get over it.  fall Georgia hiking
32. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Georgia Turnpike! 
33. You know, I don’t find the SuperBowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. 
34. The Atlanta Falcons just came out and said they won the SuperBowl… until the illegal second half was played. 
35. What’s the first amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?… Freedom of Peach. 
36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Georgia? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Georgia knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Georgia knock knock jokes?
37. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. 
38. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
39. When life gives you lemons… trade them for Georgia peaches!
40. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
41. I asked a Georgia peach how she was doing, and she said, “I’m just peachy!”
42. I’m feeling peachy about this summer in Georgia! Georgia, where the only thing sweeter than the tea is the hospitality!
43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Georgia jokes?
44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Georgia jokes?