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  1. UConn Basketball Jokes: UConn’t deny it… Michigan was the better team in the 2026 National Championship.
  2. 2026 March Madness Jokes: The Most Outstanding Player choice was clear… Elliot Cadeau makes Michigan go.
  3. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Coach Dusty May…. be the most popular person in the state of Michigan!
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the “Fab Five?”… Chris Webber (#4), Jalen Rose (#5), Ray Jackson (#21), Jimmy King (#24), Juwan Howard (#25).
  5. Who is a florist’s favorite March Madness player of all-time?… Jalen Rose of the Fab 5.
  6. Final Four Basketball Jokes: Timeout… you want a Michigan Final Four basketball joke? I don’t think I have any left.
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 1989 Most Outstanding Player for the National Champion Michigan Wolverines?
  8. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Did Tennessee how good Michigan was?
  9. 2026 March Madness Jokes: Yaxel Lendeborg hits back-to-back threes… A “Triple Yaxel”
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell what years Michigan won an NCAA Basketball Championship?… 1989 & 2026.
  11. Elliot Cadeau… makes Michigan go!