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- Full Moon Jokes
- When is the Next Full Moon?
- Full Moon Jokes for Each Month
- When is the Next Blue Moon? May 31, 2026.
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- May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Blue Moon jokes.
- Why don’t we ever make fun of the Blue Moon?… Because it’s only funny once in a Blue Moon!
- How often do I order a drink with a fancy orange slice?… Once in a Blue Moon.
- Blood Moon Jokes: So what’s the big deal about the moon tomorrow?… It’s just a bloody blue moon…
- What do you call a smurf with his pants down?… A blue moon.
- What is the saddest full moon?… A Blue Moon.
- In early The Who gigs their drummer would sometimes go on stage dressed in nothing but a layer of blue paint. However, he didn’t do it too often. In fact, it would only happen once in a Blue Moon.
- Do you guys ever get your fingers stuck in beer bottles?… It happened to me once in a Blue Moon.
- Napping Jokes: “Once in a Blue Moon” is a phrase that describes how often I actually get a good night’s sleep.
- I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon…. The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
- I have a couple shots of tequila maybe once every blue moon. Sorry, I wrote that wrong. I have a couple of Blue Moons for every shot of tequila.
- Blue Moon Pick-Up Line: Are you a Blue Moon?… Because I only find someone like you once in a lifetime.”
- Why did the astronaut stay at the bar when a Blue Moon was mentioned?… He heard they were serving out-of-this-world brews.
- Why was the moon so sad?… It was only blue once in a while.
- I told my friend I only drink Blue Moon on special astronomical occasions. He looked at me and said, “So, once in a blue moon?”
- Astronomy Jokes: Why did the Blue Moon get a low score on its astronomy test?… It was just going through a phase.
- How do you know when you’ve found a friend who actually buys the drinks?…
Only once in a blue moon. - What is a Blue Moon’s favorite pick-up line?… Are you a satellite? Because I’m totally moonstruck.
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