Top 50 Basketball Jokes for Halloween

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1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Halloween.
2. I am a big Star Wars fan and LA Laker fan… I dressed up as Kobe Wan Kenobi for Halloween. 
3. Why are ghosts great at playing basketball defense?… They are great at getting through screens.
4. What would you get if you crossed a basketball player and the Invisible Man?… Skills like no one has ever seen. 
5. Playing basketball with vampires is tough… No Blood! No Foul! 
6. Why did the Harlem Globetrotters have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. 
7. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?…He was a pain in the neck! 
8. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot or defend, but the have a lot of spirit. 
9. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
10. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! 
11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? 
12. Why was Dracula ejected from the #basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! 
13. Why was the mummy sent into the basketball game as the 6th man?… Because the #coach knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. 
14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? 
15. Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? 
16. What do you call a #pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan 
17. What do you call an athletic #pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern. 
18. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
19. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
20. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
21. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot, but the have a lot of spirit.
22. What kind of mail does a top vampire basketball player receive?… Fang mail!
23. How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween?
25. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween?
26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball fan for Halloween?
27. How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
28. Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. 
29. October Jokes for Basketball Halloween Basketball Jokes: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
30. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd. 
31. October 4th National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. 
32. Crayon Jokes: Orange you pumped for Halloween Basketball Jokes? 
33. Why was Dracula get a technical foul?… He was a pain in the neck! 
34. October 8th: World Octopus Day: Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls.
35. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Leif Erikson Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. 
36. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball player for Halloween? 
37. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?… He was a pain in the neck! 
38. October 12th Columbus Day Jokes: Basketball Jokes for Columbus Day Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was traveled too much.
39. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played basketball?… He was a point gourd.
40. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball for Halloween? 
41. October 17th: National Pasta Day: Pasta Jokes: Scouting report for the linguini basketball team: Very unselfish offensively. They pasta the ball exceptionally well. Defensively, their length really gives teams trouble on defense. 
42. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe dress up as a basketball coach for Halloween?
43. Halloween Basketball Jokes: What is the #1 Halloween costume for a Star Wars fan who loves basketball?… Kobe Wan Kenobi.
44. Pumpkin Jokes: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan.
45. What violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?… Ghoul tending. (Ghost Jokes)
46. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a monster?… a double header! 
47. October 23rd Basketball Jokes for Mole Day: Mole Day Jokes & Basketball Jokes for Mole Day: What is Avogadro’s favorite basketball team?… the Molewaukee Bucks. 
48. October 26th National Pumpkin Day: What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?… Michael Gourdan (
49. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. 
50. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why was Dracula ejected from the basketball game?… He was a pain in the neck! 
51. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the basketball game?… Because he had no body to go with.
52. Halloween Basketball Jokes: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
53. Halloween Basketball Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe play basketball on Halloween? 
54. Basketball Jokes for Halloween: How do point gourds to get so strong?… By pumpkin iron.
55. Pumpkin Jokes: Did you hear about the pumpkin who played  basketball?… He was a point gourd.