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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best, clean Pope jokes.
2. Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
3. What’s the Pope’s favorite animal?… A holy cow!
4. What’s the Pope’s favorite snack?… Holy quacamole! 
5. Pope Leo XIV has a degree in mathematics from Villanova. He doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos. Hopefully… he doesn’t go on a tangent.
6. New Pope = New Hope!
7. Massachusetts Jokes: If you’re from Boston… You’ll know who the cahdnal is & how to take the T to JP.
8. What are the first three words of the Constitution of the Vatican?… We the papal…
9. Pope Jokes: Who is Pope Leo XIV’s favorite band?… Chicago.
10. How does the Pope Leo XIV like his pizza?… With a lot of holy toppings!
11. Is Popeyes (Pope yes) the official restaurant of Pope Leo XIV?
12. Do you think the Catholic Church decided on an American Pope to avoid tariffs?
13. What’s the Pope’s favorite social media platform?… Faithbook!
14. Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Bulls fan. Fanduel just posted 8:1 odds that he will partipate in the running of the bulls during the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain.
15. The new Pope has a degree in mathmatics from Villinova and is from Chicago… He likes deep dish pi!
16. Massachusetts Jokes: What is the Pope’s state in America?… “Mass”achusetts.
17. Massachusetts Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite college in America?… “Mass” Maritime.
18. With a Pope from Chicago… Now all Eucharist will be “Deep Dish.”
19. Why does Pope Leo XIV love math?… Because it had a lot of problems to solve! 
20. Why did the Pope bring a ladder to church? To reach new heights!
21. What does the Vatican City’s constitution have in common with the constitution of the United States?… Both are by the papal, for the papal.
22. The new Pope has a degree in mathmatics from Villinova… He doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the current Pope?
24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the country where the current Pope was born?
25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the process for selecting a Pope?
26. Popeyes (Pope yes)… the official restaurant of Conclave?
27. What do you call a Pope who becomes a lawyer?… A father in law.
28. Popeye… the official cartoon of Conclave?
29. What do you call a Pope who loves music?… A soul-ful leader!
30. Did you know the Pope loves Kentucky basketball… He has a connection with their coach. (Mark Pope)
31. Why did the Pope love to travel?… To meet faithful followers!
32. Catholic #1: Is it true a major priority of Pope Leo XIV is to support Wild Cats? Catholic #2: I am not sure. It might be. He did attend Villanova.
33. From St. Louis: Finally a Cardinal that can win.
34. From Chicago: “Da Pope.”
35. 2025 March March Madness Jokes: Did you know the Pope Francis, despite his health condition, filled out a March Madness Bracket. He picked Kentucky… He likes their coach. (Mark Pope)
36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good Pope joke?
37. Why did the Pope bring a ladder to church?… To reach new heights!
38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good knock knock Pope joke?
39. American Pope… sounds like a NetFlix series.
40. Why did the Pope take a cooking class?… To make heavenly meals!
41. Why did the Pope become a chef?… To create soul food!
42. What cooking tool does the Pope use to bake?… A Holy Roller.
43. How does the Pope maintain peace?… He holds a lot of prayer meetings!
44. Why did the Pope start a podcast?… To spread the gospel in a new way!
45. Why did the Pope bring a camera?… To capture divine moments!