Chemistry Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best chemistry jokes!
2. We would like to apologize for not adding more chemistry jokes… but we only update them…. Periodically!
3. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
4. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
5. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
6. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect.
7. What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?… Baryon my wayward son!
8. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moletd
9. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
10. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
11. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
12. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
13. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
14. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
15. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
16. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
17. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
18. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
19. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
20. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
21. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
22. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
23. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
24. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
25. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
26. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
27. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
28. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
29. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
30. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
31. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
32. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
33. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
34. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.
35. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
36. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
37. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown
38. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
39. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
40. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
41. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 10²³ particles
42. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
43. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
44. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole
45. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
46. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
47. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
48. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
49. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one
50. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system
51. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole
52. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
53. What are moles made of?… molecules