September Knock Knock Jokes

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1. September Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
2. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
3. Thursday, September 3rd, 2026:101 College Football Jokes: Massachusetts Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UMASS, a 29.5-point underdog beat the Big Ten’s Rutgers by 16 on the road. AND they were 0-12 in 2025 AND had the longest losing streak in FBS (16) AND it is the 1st win vs a power conference team since 1978?
4. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best homecoming jokes.
5. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
6. September 5th, 2026: International Bacon Day: Birthday Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. 
7. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish Lou Holtz could see one more Notre Dame Football win.
8. Star Trek Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Hurricane Melissa!
10. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when the 1st episode of Star Trek was shown?
11. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of the last episode of Star Trek?
12. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
13. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?
14. National Peanut Day: Knock knock?… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut jokes!
15. September 7th, 2026: Labor Day Jokes:Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
16. September 13th, 2026 Grandparents Day: Grandparent Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best grandparent jokes! 
17. September 15th: Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Oreo has a Nutcracker display at the supermarket on September 15th?
18. September 15th: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Christmas decorations are being put up at the supermarket on September 15th?
19. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Nor’easter jokes.
20. September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
21. September 26th, 2026: Nor’easter Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Nor’easter jokes.
22. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for the 1st day of fall jokes. 
23. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fall jokes. 
24. September 8th: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Trek jokes.
25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanuts? 
26. Harvest Moon Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke? 
28. Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes?