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- Flower Moon: Who is the #1 band for the Flower Moon?… Guns and Roses.
- What is the #1 hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel.
- How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
- Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
(Music Jokes) - Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
(Music Jokes) - May 5th Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
- Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
- Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
- Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
- May 10th Mother’s Day: What do you get when you cross a rapper with your mother?… Yo Yo – Ma.
- If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
- Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
- Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
- Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
- April 1st Pink Moon: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
- April 2nd National Walking Day: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor.
- What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On.
- 2025 March Madness: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
- A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles.
- April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes:
- A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith.
- A great song for National Walking Day… Walking on the Moon by the Police.
- What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.
- Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
- Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
- April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day: What is a #cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?… Nacho Man.
- Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
- What is a truck driver’s favorite song?… Interstate Love Song by #StoneTemplePilots.
- What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s
- What kind of #music does a grilled Swiss cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music.
- Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston
- Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie
- Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell.
- What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby!
- What is a great U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots.
- What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
- Earth Day Jokes: Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day and Earth, Wind & Fire.
- Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day!
- Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event!
- Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist & Shout!
- What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the #BostonMarathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
- April 25th World Penguin Day: Who is a penguin’s favorite pop music star?… Seal!
- Why was the music teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key!
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba tooth paste!
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop!