Eclipse Jokes: Solar Eclipse Jokes

by | Aug 8, 2026 | Latest News

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  1. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Solar Eclipse jokes.
  2. Travel Guest Blogs: Guest What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?… Going where the sun don’t shine.
  3. I have an eclipse joke… but it gets kind of dark.
  4. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun…
  5. Sun Jokes: A solar eclipse is when the moon is between the Earth and the Sun. A lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the Moon and the Sun. What’s it called when the sun is between the moon and the earth?… The apocalypse…
  6. Sun Jokes: What did the moon bring to the beach on August 12, 2026?… Sunblock.
  7. Music Jokes: What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.
  8. Music Jokes: What Brice Springsteen song is a great choice for a Solar Eclipse playlist?… Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen
  9. Music Jokes: What Ozzy Osbourne song is a great choice for a Solar Eclipse playlist?… A shot in the Dark.
  10. I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about.
  11. Teacher Jokes for August: The teachers shouldn’t let students outside to see the eclipse today… They need to protect their pupils.
  12. What do you call it when you fall in love on August 12, 2026?… A Total Eclipse of the Heart.
  13. Pasta Jokes: I was told i could look at an eclipse with a colander… I tried it and it just strained my eyes.
  14. Labor Day Jokes: This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not to worried though… those suckers will never see me again.
  15. Astronomy Jokes: Why does everyone care about the eclipse?… Probably because it’s significance is astronomical.
  16. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for an eclipse?… the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd!
  17. Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse… It truly is a site for sore eyes.
  18. Florida Jokes & Arkansas Jokes: My girlfriend wants to drive from Florida to Arkansas for the total eclipse in 2024. I told her not to pack the sunblock because they’ll have some there.
  19. Election Jokes & Earth Day Jokes: The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot. It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to.
  20. Marriage Jokes: I’m taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today… don’t be surprised.
  21. Mom Jokes: What did the mom say when her kid asked her to explain an eclipse?… No son.
  22. I looked at the eclipse without glasses… Now I will get to see it for the rest of my life.
  23. Doctor Jokes: If I had a dollar for every time someone said not to look directly at the eclipse… I’d have enough money to pay for the eye surgery I need now!
  24. I’ve been wondering what the eclipse looks like… But I’ve been kept in the dark.
  25. You can look at the solar eclipse directly… Once with your left eye, once with your right eye.
  26. Labor Day Jokes: If the eclipse glasses I sold you don’t work… see me after, and I’ll give you a refund.
  27. Daylight Savings Jokes: My neighbor tried to charge me $20 to watch the eclipse from his balcony… Daylight robbery.
  28. Turtle Jokes: The greatest ever song about tortoises was recorded 40 years ago this year… … “Turtle Eclipse of the Heart.”
  29. Cemetery Jokes: RIP to all the vampires who got fooled by the solar eclipse.
  30. Mom Jokes: Your mom went outside for the first time in 38 years… Everyone just called it an eclipse though.
  31. Teacher Jokes for August: I dropped my textbook in class today to cover up my bad gas and nobody heard me… It was a total eclipse of the fart.
  32. Science Jokes for Teachers: How does Neil deGrasse Tyson trim his toenails tomorrow?… Eclipse them!
  33. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the sun go to school?… To get a little brighter before the eclipse!
  34. Why was the sun upset with the clouds?… They kept throwing shade during the eclipse!
  35. Astronomy Jokes: What’s the sun’s favorite chocolate?… A Milky Way, especially during an eclipse!
  36. Why couldn’t the sun see during the eclipse?… It forgot its sunglasses!
  37. Moon Jokes: What did the moon bring to the solar eclipse party?… A dark sense of humor!
  38. Why was the sun so confident?… It knew it would shine again after the eclipse!
  39. Dentist Jokes: Why did the sun go to the dentist?… To prepare its bright smile for the eclipse!
  40. Why was the eclipse a great detective?… It could solve any shadow of a doubt!
  41. Music Jokes: What kind of music does the sun listen to?… Rock and “eclipse” roll!
  42. Astronaut Jokes: What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?… The space bar during an eclipse!
  43. Why don’t secrets last during an eclipse?… Because they always come to light!
  44. Moon Jokes: What do you call a tick on the moon?… A lunatic during an eclipse!
  45. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the eclipse go to school?… To become a little brighter!
  46. What did one eclipse say to the other?… “Let’s make this a regular thing!”
  47. Why was the eclipse so popular?… It had an attractive pull!
  48. Astronomy Jokes: Why was the astronomy book sad?… It had too many stories about goodbyes during eclipses!
  49. If the eclipse were a meme, what would it be? Moon: Don’t talk to me or my sun ever again.
  50. Harry Potter Jokes: Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?… To practice the dark arts. 
  51. Moon Jokes: What do you call a tick on the moon?… A lunatic during an eclipse!What day is the eclipse happening?… Not sure. Either Sunday or Moonday.
  52. Music Jokes: Why did the Earth break up with the moon and make a solo album?… It couldn’t stand being in it’s shadow. 
  53. Astronomy Jokes: Jupiter to moon on a solar eclipse: Do you remember the sun? Moon: No, I blocked it out.
  54. What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic!
  55. Mom Jokes: Why were so many children reported missing during the eclipse?… Because no one could find their sun.
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about solar eclipses?
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good solar eclipes knock-knock joke?
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good solar eclipse knock knock jokes?
  59. Spider Man Jokes: I invited Spider Man to my Solar Eclipse Watch Party… he said he would swing by for a bit!
  60. Dad Jokes: Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No, sun.”
  61. U2 Jokes: U2’s song Staring at the Sun… A must for every Solar Eclipse Playlist.
  62. What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?… A light snack!
  63. Why don’t people trust a solar eclipse?… Because it’s always shady.
  64. Moon Jokes: Why was the sun so embarrassed during the eclipse?… Because everyone saw it get mooned.
  65. Moon Jokes: Why is the sun smarter than the moon?… It has millions of degrees.
  66. What do you call a sunburn during an eclipse?… A shadow tan.
  67. Moon Jokes: What did the moon say to the sun during an eclipse?… “Just passing through!”
  68. Moon Jokes: What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?… The Moona Lisa.
  69. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?… An Apocaclipse.
  70. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for a solar eclipse?… Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart!
  71. Barber Jokes: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (“EE Clips It!”)
  72. What is the moon’s favorite gum?… Eclipse!
  73. Dad Jokes:”I can’t see the eclipse with these clouds,” My dad said obscurely.
  74. Dad Jokes: “I forgot my eclipse glasses at home,” My dad said, blinded by his mistake.
  75. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?… She had bright students!
  76. What’s a moon’s favorite snack during an eclipse?… Sun chips!
  77. What kind of music does the moon like?… Neptunes
  78. Moon Jokes: What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… Looks like it’s my night off.
  79. Ocean Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved.
  80. Sun Jokes: What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?… Pleased to heat you again.
  81. Book Jokes: An Eclipse book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid.
  82. What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?… Fruit of the Moon!
  83. Astronaut Jokes: When can astronauts not land on the moon?… When it is full.
  84. Astronomy Jokes: How do you organize a solar eclipse party?… You planet.
  85. College Jokes: Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees!
  86. Cow Jokes: What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon?… The cow didn’t make it!
  87. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, but no atmosphere.
  88. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
  89. Astronaut Jokes: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
  90. Barber Jokes: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
  91. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  92. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
  93. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  94. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic!
  95. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  96. Pi Day Jokes: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi.
  97. Music Jokes: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  98. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?”
  99. Geography Jokes: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor!
  100. Astronaut Jokes: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  101. Astronaut Jokes: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  102. Cow Jokes: Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
  103. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
  104. Marriage Jokes: What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth!
  105. Astronaut Jokes: Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
  106. Movie Jokes: What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
  107. Sun Jokes: Moon Landing: After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
  108. What do you call it when you fall in love on Aug. 21, 2017?… A total eclipse of the heart.
  109. Why is August 12, 2206 the best day to freak out a time traveler from the Middle Ages?… Well, there’s a coast-to-coast total solar eclipse but also, like, a car would scare them, so whatever.
  110. Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is… No sun