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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  2. Indiana Jokes: Indiana University football STILL defending National Champions… Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  3. UCLA Football Jokes: Saturday October 17th, 2026: UCLA Football is 6 – 0!… Some big dreams are Bruin!
  4. Sunday October 18th, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that at the end of Week #7 of College Football, there are only 6 undefeated teams left.
  5. ESPN College Game Day: Utah Football Jokes: October 24th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… ESPN’s College GameDay Built by The Home Depot is live today from the President’s Circle on the University of Utah campus in Salt Lake City. Matchup: No. 10 Utah vs. No. 14 Houston.
  6. ESPN College Game Day: Utah Football Jokes: October 24th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who won tge ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week between No. 10 Utah vs. No. 14 Houston.?…
  7. Big Noon College Football Game of the Week: October 24th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the in the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?… The Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week for Week 8 (Saturday, October 14, 2026) was No. 6 Indiana at Michigan Ann Arbor, Michigan at Michigan Stadium.
  8. ESPN College Game Day: October 24th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… ESPN’s College GameDay is broadcasting live from Provo, Utah, on the campus of Brigham Young University (BYU). The show is highlighting the highly anticipated, top-10 matchup between the No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the No. 8 BYU Cougars.
  9. Big Noon College Football Game of the Week: October 24th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who won the in the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week between No. 6 Indiana and Michigan?…
  10. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the … The Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week for Week 7
  11. Appalachian State Football Jokes: Thursday night, October 22, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Appalachian State pulled off a major 34-31 overtime upset against previously unbeaten James Madison at Kidd Brewer Stadium?
  12. Sunday October 18th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Miami Hurricanes are the #1 team in college football?
  13. Ohio State Football Jokes: Saturday October 17th, 2026: I’m just Sayin… that was an incredible effort by Ohio State to beat Indiana on the road to end their 22-game Big Ten winning streak!
  14. Saturday October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UNRANKED Auburn pulled off a stunning upset against No. 1 Georgia, ending a 195-game losing streak for unranked college football teams trailing by 14 points or more against the nation’s top-ranked opponent.
  15. Ohio State Football Jokes: I’m just Sayin… that was an incredible ending to Ohio State – Indiana game to end the 22-game Big Ten winning streak!
  16. Sunday October 18th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that The Big 12 said officials incorrectly ended Saturday night’s game between BYU and Notre Dame and that the Irish should have had another second on the clock to run a final play.
  17. Saturday October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe all the upsets this week?… Auburn (Unranked) defeats No. 1 Georgia 27–24 Walk-off 34-yard field goal by Alex McPherson; No. 1 falls in back-to-back weeks No. 8 BYU defeats No. 2 Notre Dame 28–24, No. 5 Ohio State defeats No. 4 Indiana19–15 Tight top-five battle decided by inches near the goal line No. 14 Tennessee defeats No. 6 Alabama 26–10 The Third Saturday in October rivalry win with field-storming Florida (Unranked) defeats No. 7 Texas 27–24, Gators erase a 17–3 deficit in Austin for their second top-10 win No. 25 Texas A&M defeats No. 9 Missouri Blowout Ranked matchup where Missouri was knocked off on the road.
  18. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe BYU football recorded it’s 2nd win vs. a #2 ranked opponent?
  19. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Auburn recorded its 2nd win vs. a #1 ranked team.
  20. October 17th, 2026 Ohio State 19 beats Indiana 15: I just Sayin… sometimes it is better to be lucky than good! It is a game of inches!
  21. Hunting Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters?… Bear Bryant.
  22. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish Lou Holtz could see one more Notre Dame Football win.
  23. Ohio State Football Jokes: October 17th, 2026 Ohio State 19 beats Indiana 15: Coach Ryan “Had a” Day!
  24. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” Lou Holtz
  25. BYU Football Jokes: October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… ESPN’s College GameDay is broadcasting live from Provo, Utah, on the campus of Brigham Young University (BYU). The show is highlighting the highly anticipated, top-10 matchup between the No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the No. 8 BYU Cougars.
  26. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish at No. 8 BYU Cougars in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  27. Alabama Jokes: What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide.
  28. Michigan Football Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Iowa lotta money… I thought Michigan would win at home vs. Iowa. They had not lost to Iowa at the Big House since October 16, 2010.
  29. Texas Jokes: #1 sandwich at Texas Tech?… Hammond Cheese.
  30. Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre Dame said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
  31. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  32. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the ESPN College Game Day Game of thte Week between BYU and Notre Dame came down to 4th and 7 with 0:15 left in the game?
  33. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week between BYU and Notre Dame came down to 1st and goal with 0:04 left in the game?
  34. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?… The Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week for Week 7 (Saturday, October 17, 2026) was No. 4 Ohio State at No. 5 Indiana at Memorial Stadium in Bloomington, Indiana.
  35. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who won he Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?… No. 4 Ohio State beat No. 5 19-15.
  36. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who won the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?.
  37. Georgia Football Jokes: Do you think Gunner Stockton could have had a good NIL deal with the NRA?… He does play for Georgia.
  38. What was Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
  39. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 BC Football highlighted the 19 yard vs. Rutgers?
  40. Ole Miss Football Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: How did the Ole Miss fans respond to the “Daddy’s back! Geaux Tigers!” banner flown before the LSU game?…Geaux Home! Geaux Home Tigers!
  41. Navy Jokes: What separates the Navy fans from the Army football fans?… The wave.
  42. Michigan Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Set your clocks back one second!
  43. Michigan Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Clock Karma: Michigan defeated Western Michigan 13-12 with 0:01 seconds left in a very controversial win. Then lost to Iowa with 0:02 left.
  44. Indiana Football Jokes: Indiana University football won 22 straight Big Ten Games… Hoosier Daddy?
  45. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
  46. Alabama Jokes: Friday December 19th, 2025: #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24… I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
  47. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
  48. Iowa Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Can you believe the last time Iowa beat a ranked Big Ten opponent was on October 9, 2021, before beating #18 Michigan.
  49. Indiana Football Jokes: Indiana University football is 25-0 vs. unranked opponents?… Hoosier Daddy?
  50. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday October 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the the Havard Hail Mary and Hook and Ladder play to beat Colgate 20-17?
  51. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday, October 10th, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst (4-0). It is not the Minutemen (4-2)… It is the Amherst College Mammoths.
  52. Saturday September 5th, 2026: Bob Chesney recorded his 1st win as the UCLA Head Coach. Do you know what his favorite Kenny Chesney song is?… Boys of Fall!
  53. Pope Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Pope is a big college football fan, but he could not watch the Sun bowl…. He did not want to see the Sun Devils versus the Blue Devils.
  54. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe BC opened the Red Bandana game scoring with 19 yard TD run?
  55. Music Jokes: What is a college football defensive coordinator‘s favorite Sweet song?… Ballroom Blitz.
  56. Dog Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day on August 26th.
  57. Tennessee Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the new Music City Miracle?… Vanderbilt beat NC State on the last play of the game, 35 – 31.
  58. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football.
  59. Florida Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: Are U serious?… Did you see the incredible finish as #10 Miami upset #6 Ole Miss 31 – 27?
  60. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Rutgers a 29.5-point favorite lost to UMass-Amherst at home by 16, then continued with the post game fireworks?
  61. Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  62. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… the championship game is in Miami?
  63. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami.
  64. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday October 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe UMass football sold out McGuirk Stadium for the 1st time in 12 years?
  65. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UMASS, a 29.5-point underdog beat the Big Ten’s Rutgers by 16 on the road. AND they were 0-12 in 2025 AND had the longest losing streak in FBS (16) AND it is the 1st win vs a power conference team since 1978?
  66. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute… since UMass football has won a game. They had the longest losing streak in FBS (16).
  67. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute (since 1978)… since UMass football has won a game vs a power conference team.
  68. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Indiana completed an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP season (2026) 50 years after Bobby Knight coached an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1976)?
  69. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the hero from 9/11 that BC football honors in the Red Bandana Game?… Wells Crowther.
  70. Massachusetts Jokes: Sunday September 27th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the UMass Minutemen are only one of 22 teams still undefeated? They started the 2026 season with Three Straight Wins After 0-12 last year AND the longest losing streak in the country at 16.
  71. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “For those who know Notre Dame, no explanation is necessary. For those who don’t, no explanation will suffice.”
  72. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe beleive UMass football is 4-0?… The last time UMass football started a season 4-0 was in 2007, while still competing at the FCS level.
  73. Indiana Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  74. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Sun Bowl was a hell of a game… the Duke Blue Devils and the Arizona State Sun Devils.
  75. Sunday October 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that at the end of Week #6 of College Football, there are only 9 undefeated teams left.
  76. Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
  77. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
  78. Bee Jokes: What kind of bees hums and drop footballs?… A fumble bee! 
  79. Grandparent Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of grandparents.
  80. Crayon Jokes: Crayola Crayons… The unofficial sponsor of the Boston College Red Bandana Game.
  81. Texas Jokes: September 14 and 15, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe all the controversy surrounding Arch Manning’s comments about a Holly Rowe AI generated video?
  82. Iowa Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Can you believe Iowa’s last win at Michigan before last night was a 38-28 victory on October 16, 2010 at Michigan Stadium before beating #18 Michigan on September 26, 2026.
  83. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the 4 & 1 play call by LSU vs. Texas A & M?
  84. Arch Manning should have an NIL deal with The Gateway Arch. He could have a session to meet fans. “Meet Arch at the Arch.”
  85. What is a favorite college for a running back in football?… Rush University.
  86. Mississippi Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
  87. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 70 years between outright titles for Texas Tech Football? (1967 – 2025). (Border Conference 1955 – Big 12 2025)
  88. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  89. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football quarterbacks who have won the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy?
  90. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… came within one play of defeating Indiana for the National Championship game is in Miami?… What a season!
  91. Who is the #1 college football quarterback in France?… JC French IV, The University of Cincinnati.
  92. Friday the 13th Jokes For September: If Jason Vorhees was a college football fan. He would be a big fan of Clemson… He loves the fact that they play the games in Death Valley.
  93. Pizza Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Pizza Hut, changed it name to just Hut for the 25 weeks of the football season?
  94. What college mascot is big on social media?… Reveille “X.”
  95. Mississippi Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
  96. Mississippi Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of retirement.
  97. Sunday September 6th, 2026: Ole Miss kicks game winning field goal to top Louisville, 41-38: Lucas Carneiro.just doesn’t Ole Miss.
  98. Notre Dame Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What is a Notre Dame football fan’s favorite whine?… “WHY didn’t we get picked for the playoff.”
  99. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
  100. Indiana Jokes: What do you call an Indiana football players who becomes a father?… A Hoosier Daddy.
  101. Arch Manning is still “The MAN!” and Texas is still #1 after beating Tennessee 20-17.
  102. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Who was happy the The Indiana “Who” siers won the college football National Championship?… Dr. Seuss.
  103. What college football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  104. Friday January 9th, 2026: Indiana dismantles Oregon 56-22 to reach CFP National Championship: Hey Oregon… Hoosier Daddy?
  105. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  106. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Oregon scores TDs on its first 5 possessions in 51-34 College Football Playoff win over James Madison… Did the coach forget to tell his players to put up the DUKES before the game?
  107. North Carolina Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
  108. October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where ESPN College Game Day is this week?
  109. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Heismandoza (2025)
  110. Saturday Jokes: Do you know why they call it SATurday?… I SAT on my couch and watched college football all day.
  111. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Bill Belichick coached teams had won 67 consecutive games when his teams led by 14 or more points?… The streak was snapped on September 19, 2026, when North Carolina blew a 17-3 lead and lost 28-20 to Clemson.
  112. Florida Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Florida Gator, Jaden “Take a Baugh” after a great rushing game vs. #4 Ole Miss! Florida won 52 – 28. (29 carries, 142 yards, three touchdowns)
  113. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a favorite college football tradition with Navy sailors?… Iowa Hawkeye Wave: A tradition known as the “Wave”: A heartwarming tradition at Iowa Hawkeyes home football games where fans and players wave to children in the adjacent UI Stead Family Children’s Hospital after the first quarter. This act of solidarity provides hope and support to the young patients.
  114. Florida Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see the goal line hit in the final minute of the #10 Miami beat #7 Texas A&M and the 12th man 10 – 3?
  115. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  116. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Blue Devil Mascot Head band: The better devil.
  117. Navy Jokes: The Vanderbilt Commodores… The unofficial football team of the Navy.
  118. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the schedule for the College Football Playoffs?
  119. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the “pinball wizard” catch by Tre Wilson III (#3)?
  120. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday October 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the last time UMass football started the season 4-0?… The last time UMass football started a season 4-0 was in 2007, while still competing at the FCS level.
  121. October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Georgia plays No. 6 Alabama in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  122. Why do college football coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
  123. Mississippi Jokes: Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
  124. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.
  125. Astronaut Jokes: Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
  126. What is a favorite college for a defensive end in football?… Rush University.
  127. Saturday September 26th, 2026: Nor’easter Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many college football games were played during the Nor’easter?
  128. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Cotton Bowl is played?
  129. Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Sugar Bowl is played?
  130. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Orange Bowl is played?
  131. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
  132. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Rose Bowl is played?
  133. Bill Belichick’s updated nickname after losing to the University of California 21-18 and dropping to 2-4… Chapel “Over the Hill” Bill.
  134. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the 1st Sun Belt Conference team to play in the College Football Playoffs?
  135. Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Fiesta Bowl is played?
  136. What’s a sailor’s favorite thing to do at a college football game?… The wave.
  137. Cheerleading Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the college football game?… The cheerleaders.
  138. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the station that has the best coverage of college football’s rivalry week?
  139. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite football play?… The Hail Mary.
  140. Iowa Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Coach Kirk Ferentz loved the end of the Iowa Michigan game.
  141. Candy Jokes: Do you think Reeses would be a good NIL deal for Reece Vander Zee – Iowa Hawkeyes Wide Receiver.
  142. Saturday September 26th, 2026: Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me what college football game President Trump attended?…
  143. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the banner on a plane flown by LSU fans before the game against ‘Ole Miss?… An LSU fan banner plane flew over Oxford, Mississippi, on Saturday morning, featuring the message “Daddy’s back! Geaux Tigers!” to mock Ole Miss ahead of their matchup against No. 7 LSU.
  144. Florida Jokes: Would Beck’s Beer be a good NIL deal for Miami quarterback Carson Beck?
  145. Sunday October 4th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that at the end of Week #5 of College Football, there are only 15 undefeated teams left.
  146. Indiana Jokes: What’s the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?… One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
  147. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Interesting 1st round match-up: the James Madison DUKES vs.the Oregon DUCKS!
  148. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The University of Alabama! Roll Tide!
  149. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The Tulane Green Wave.
  150. What’s the difference between a college quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  151. Florida Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see #10 Miami beat #2 Ohio State 24-14?
  152. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Mendoza (2025),
  153. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: When asked about the quality of the teams in this year‘s Sun Bowl, Tony the Tiger responded enthusiastically… “They’re GREAT!!!!”
  154. Cemetery Jokes: Death Valley (AKA Tiger Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the cemeteries.
  155. Cemetery Jokes: Death Valley (Clemson University’s Memorial Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the cemeteries.
  156. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the end of the NC State vs. Vanderbilt game?
  157. College Jokes Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of the University of Oxford.
  158. Saturday September 12th, 2026: The Ducks dreams of an undefeated season… Oregon in Stillwater, Oklahoma with a 39-31 loss to Oklahoma State!
  159. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the nickname for the Texas A & M fan section?
  160. Cheese Jokes: How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
  161. College Football Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Who did Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
  162. Indiana Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
  163. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Big Game?
  164. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
  165. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer.
  166. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
  167. How is losing money in a payphone like a college football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  168. Saturday September 12th, 2026: The waters are churning in Stillwater after the upset of the Oregon Ducks.
  169. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday September 12th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the last time UMass football started the season 2-0?… Before the 2026 season, the last time UMass Athletics started 2-0 had never happened in their entire modern FBS era, which began in 2013.
  170. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the BC football game against Rutgers?… The Red Bandana Game.
  171. Arch Manning is “The MAN!” Did you see him lead Texas to 20-point comeback agains #1 Ohio State!
  172. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the MAC appealed the Michigan last second victory over Western Michigan?
  173. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  174. Mississippi Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  175. Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the university both Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini played football?
  176. Navy Jokes: Who is the favorite mascot of the Navy?… Mr. Commodore of Vanderbilt.
  177. Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college football teams does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
  178. Mississippi Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  179. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired.”
  180. New Jersey Jokes Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football… Now Rutgers is!
  181. UConn’s Jonathan the Husky would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  182. Connecticut Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in “The Biggest Little Game in America?”
  183. North Carolina Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
  184. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
  185. Pope Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Pope Play Of The Day… Michigan’s Hail Mary pass to beat Western Michigan 13-12.
  186. Massachusetts Jokes: Monday September 21st, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the UMass Minutemen are only one of 35 teams still undefeated? They started the 2026 season with Three Straight Wins After 0-12 last year AND the longest losing streak in the country at 16.
  187. Orange Bowl Thursday, January 1st, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Oregon won the the Orange Bowl?
  188. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday, October 3rd, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst (3-0). It is not the Minutemen (4-1)… It is the Amherst College Mammoths.
  189. Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Peach Bowl is played?
  190. Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the NESCAC Little Three Rivalry?
  191. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
  192. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  193. November 28, 2025: Can you name the Texas quarterback that lead the team to upset Texas A&M in the Lone Star Showdown?
  194. What would you get if you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  195. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  196. Canoe Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the controversy at the end of Michigans 13 – 12 victory vs. Western Michigan?
  197. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe LSU football is thinking about using players who were cut from the NFL?
  198. Monday September 7th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe they lost power at the FSU vs. SMU game?
  199. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the Colin Simmons’ pee celebration?
  200. Hank brown
  201. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave Offensive Coordinator was BLUE when the trick play in the 3rd quarter resulted in a fumble?
  202. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the SEC was going to plan a vote to expel LSU from the SEC?
  203. Labor Day Jokes: Death Valley (AKA Tiger Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the morticians.
  204. Monday September 21st, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are still 35 FBS Teams Undefeated After Three Weeks of 2026 College Football.
  205. Groundhog Day Jokes: How did the college football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game! 
  206. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the score of the Oregon – James Madison game? (51-34).
  207. Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss didn’t lose the game… they just ran out of time!
  208. Indiana Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #1 Indiana defeats #9 Alabama 38 – 3… Hey …… Hoosier Daddy?
  209. Mississippi Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: #6 Ole Miss rolls over #11 Tulane 41 – 10… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  210. What is a favorite college for an offensive coordinator in football?… Rush University.
  211. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
  212. Iowa Jokes: What is a Hawkeyes football fan’s favorite whine?… “We can’t beat Michigan.”
  213. Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
  214. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Cotton Bowl?
  215. Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Sugar Bowl?
  216. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Orange Bowl?
  217. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Rose Bowl?
  218. Why are college football stadiums always cool?… “Because they’re full of fans.”
  219. Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Fiesta Bowl?
  220. Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Peach Bowl?
  221. When is a football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  222. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave fans were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
  223. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the University of Texas?
  224. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the Texas A&M?
  225. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
  226. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
  227. What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football?… Golden receiver.
  228. College Football Jokes: Handsome Dan would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  229. College Football Jokes: Jack the Bulldog would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  230. College Football Jokes: Bully would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  231. College Football Jokes: Smokey X would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  232. College Football Jokes: Reveille would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
  233. Did you hear that some college football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  234. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  235. Why was the skeleton always left out of the football game ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  236. What did the mummy football coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  237. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  238. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  239. Did you hear about the college football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  240. What do biology majors wear on their heads when playing football?… Helminth. (Top Biology Jokes)
  241. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Too many fowl plays.
  242. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Fowl language.
  243. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the fake punt in 4th and a mile?????
  244. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  245. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday September 19th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UMass football started the season 3-0?… The last time UMass football started a season 3-0 was in 2007, when the Minutemen opened that year 4-0 while still competing at the FCS level.
  246. College Football Rivalry Games:
  247. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate game?
  248. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Colby, Bates, and Bowdoin? (CBB Championship)
  249. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Wesleyan, Amherst, and Williams? (The Little Three)
  250. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
  251. Saturday, October 31, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?
  252. Saturday, October 31, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Rip Miller Trophy?
  253. OSaturday, October 31, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deeper than Hate game?
  254. Saturday, November 7, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in 100 Miles of Hate college football rivalry?
  255. Saturday, November 7, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in the “Old Rocking Chair Classic?”
  256. Tuesday, November 10, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Bricks?
  257. Thursday, November 12, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle on the Bayou?
  258. Saturday, November 14, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rivalry in Dixie?
  259. Saturday, November 21, 2026.: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two teams that pay in the biggest Ivy League rivalry “The Game”?
  260. Thursday, November 26, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Saddle Trophy?
  261. Friday, November 27, 2026: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Egg Bowl?
  262. Friday, November 27, 2026: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Lone Star Showdown?
  263. Friday, November 27, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Florida Cup?
  264. Saturday, November 28, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Commonwealth Cup?
  265. Saturday, November 28, 2026 ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Game?
  266. Saturday, November 28, 2026: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Iron Bowl?
  267. Saturday, November 28, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Duel in the Desert?
  268. Saturday, November 28, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Boot?
  269. Saturday, November 28, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for Nevada?
  270. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivalries?
  272. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land of Lincoln Trophy?
  273. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the The Bourbon Barrel?
  274. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Oaken Bucket?
  275. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?
  276. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Cy-Hawk Trophy?
  277. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
  278. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Magnolia Bowl?
  279. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
  280. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Little Brown Jug?
  281. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land Grant Trophy?
  282. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Megaphone Trophy?
  283. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the George Jewitt Trophy?
  284. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy?
  285. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Governor’s Victory Bell?
  286. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan’s Axe?
  287. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Tiger–Sooner Peace Pipe?
  288. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of I-10?
  293. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries?
  294. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries in your state?
  295. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Palladium?
  296. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Iron Skillet?
  297. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
  298. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Platypus Trophy?
  299. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Freedom Trophy?
  300. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Ben Schwartzwalder Trophy?
  301. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Textile Bowl?
  302. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bedlam Series?
  303. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Carolinas?
  304. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brazos?
  305. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Schnellenberger Trophy?
  306. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Black Diamond Trophy?
  307. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the War on I–4?
  308. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Friends of Coal Bowl?
  309. August 31, 2030: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Rag?
  310. Thursday, September 3, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Mayor’s Cup?
  311. Saturday, September 5, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Blue Ridge?
  312. Sunday, September 6, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Apple Cup?
  313. Friday, September 11, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Colorado State Wyoming)
  314. Friday, September 11, 2026,: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Kansas Missouri)
  315. September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brothers?
  316. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bell? (Marshall & Ohio)
  317. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Valley?
  318. September 15, 2029: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
  319. Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Shula Bowl?
  320. September 20, 2031: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bill Walsh Legacy Game?
  321. Saturday, September 26, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Shillelagh Trophy?
  322. Saturday, September 26, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Royal Rivalry?
  323. Saturday, September 26, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rio Grande Rivalry?
  324. Friday, October 2, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Black and Blue Bowl?
  325. October 3, 2026 Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the newest college football trophy rivalry? The newest college football trophy rivalry is the Battle of the Basins between the North Dakota State Bison and the Wyoming Cowboys, which officially launched as a traveling trophy series on October 3, 2026.
  326. October 3, 2026 Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two teams who compete in the Battle of the Basins?… the North Dakota State Bison and the Wyoming Cowboys,
  327. October 3, 2026 Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
  328. Saturday, October 3, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Southwest Classic?
  329. October 3, 2026 Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the team that won the 1st ever the Battle of the Basins college football game?… The North Dakota State Bison won the first-ever Battle of the Basins college football game, defeating the Wyoming Cowboys 28-0 on Saturday, October 3, 2026.
  330. Saturday, October 10, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Hat in the Red River Rivalry game?
  331. Saturday, October 10, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bones?
  332. Saturday, October 10, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
  333. Saturday, October 17, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Sunflower Showdown?
  334. Saturday, October 17, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
  335. Saturday, October 17, 2026: The Third Saturday in October rivalry win with field-storming.
  336. Saturday, October 17, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Victory Bell?
  337. Saturday, October 17, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bluebonnet Battle?
  338. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bridger’s Battle?
  339. College Football Jokes By Teams: Alabama Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alabama college football jokes. 
  340. Georgia Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Georgia college football jokes. 
  341. Harvard Football Jokes:
  342. Indiana Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana college football jokes.
  343. UMass-Amherst Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best UMass-Amherst college football jokes. 
  344. Harvard Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvard college football jokes. 
  345. California Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: UCLA Football is 4 – 0!… Some big dreams are Bruin!