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1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
2. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe BC opened the Red Bandana game scoring with 19 yard TD run?
3. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the hero from 9/11 that BC football honors in the Red Bandana Game?… Wells Crowther.
4. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday September 12th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the last time UMass football started the season 2-0?… Before the 2026 season, the last time UMass Athletics started 2-0 had never happened in their entire modern FBS era, which began in 2013.
5. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the BC football game against Rutgers?… The Red Bandana Game.
6. Saturday September 12th, 2026: The Ducks dreams of an undefeated season… Oregon in Stillwater, Oklahoma with a 39=31 loss to Oklahoma State!
7. Pizza Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Pizza Hut, changed it name to just Hut for the 25 weeks of the football season?
8. Crayon Jokes: Crayola Crayons… The unofficial sponsor of the Boston College Red Bandana Game.
9. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 BC Football highlighted the 19 yard vs. Rutgers?
10. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UMASS, a 29.5-point underdog beat the Big Ten’s Rutgers by 16 on the road. AND they were 0-12 in 2025 AND had the longest losing streak in FBS (16) AND it is the 1st win vs a power conference team since 1978?
11. Michigan Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Set your clocks back one second!
12. Saturday September 5th, 2026: Bob Chesney recorded his 1st win as the UCLA Head Coach. Do you know what his favorite Kenny Chesney song is?… Boys of Fall!
13. Friday the 13th Jokes For September: If Jason Vorhees was a college football fan. He would be a big fan of LSU… He loves the fact that they play the games in Death Valley.
14. Indiana Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
15. Arch Manning is “The MAN!”
16. Arch Manning should have an NIL deal with The Gateway Arch. He could have a session to meet fans. “Meet Arch at the Arch.”
17. The waters are churning in Stillwater after the upset of the Oregon Ducks.
18. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Indiana completed an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP season (2026) 50 years after Bobby Knight coached an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1976)?
19. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
20. Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
21. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football.
22. Astronaut Jokes: Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
23. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute… since UMass football has won a game. They had the longest losing streak in FBS (16).
24. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Rutgers a 29.5-point favorite lost to UMass-Amherst at home by 16, then continued with the post game fireworks?
25. Sunday September 6th, 2026: Ole Miss kicks game winning field goal to top Louisville, 41-38: Lucas Carneiro.just doesn’t Ole Miss.
26. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Sun Bowl was a hell of a game… the Duke Blue Devils and the Arizona State Sun Devils.
27. Cemetery Jokes: Death Valley (AKA Tiger Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the cemeteries.
28. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the MAC appealed the Michigan last second victory over Western Michigan?
29. Pope Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Pope Play Of The Day… Michigan’s Hail Mary pass to beat Western Michigan 13-12.
30. Canoe Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the controversy at the end of Michigans 13 – 12 victory vs. Western Michigan?
31. Grandparent Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of grandparents.
32. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe LSU football is thinking about using players who were cut from the NFL?
33. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish Lou Holtz could see one more Notre Dame Football win.
34. Bee Jokes: What kind of bees hums and drop footballs?… A fumble bee! 
35. Monday September 7th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe they lost power at the FSU vs. SMU game?
36. Saturday Jokes: Do you know why they call it SATurday?… I SAT on my couch and watched college football all day
37. Canoe Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the SEC was going to plan a vote to expel LSU from the SEC?
38. Labor Day Jokes: Death Valley (AKA Tiger Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the morticians.
39. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute (since 1978)… since UMass football has won a game vs a power conference team
40. New Jersey Jokes Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football… Now Rutgers is!
41. Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
42. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… came within one play of defeating Indiana for the National Championship game is in Miami?… What a season!
43. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Who was happy the The Indiana “Who” siers won the college football National Championship?… Dr. Seuss.
44. Indiana Jokes: What do you call an Indiana football players who becomes a father?… A Hoosier Daddy.
45. Pope Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Pope is a big college football fan, but he could not watch the Sun bowl…. He did not want to see the Sun Devils versus the Blue Devils.
46. Mississippi Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college football team of AARP.
47. Alabama Jokes: What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide.
48. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami.
49. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
50. College Football Jokes:
51. Georgia Jokes: Do you think Gunner Stockton could have had a good NIL deal with the NRA?… He does play for Georgia.
52. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
53. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” Lou Holtz
54. Indiana Jokes: What’s the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?… One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
55. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “Coaching is nothing more than eliminating mistakes before you get fired.”
56. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “For those who know Notre Dame, no explanation is necessary. For those who don’t, no explanation will suffice.”
57. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football quarterbacks who have won the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy?
58. Groundhog Day Jokes: How did the college football team win a game on Groundhog day?… They ground it out with the running game! 
59. Dog Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day
60. Mississippi Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
61. Music Jokes: What is a defensive coordinator‘s favorite Sweet song?… Ballroom Blitz.
62. Alabama Jokes: Friday December 19th, 2025: #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24… I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
63. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.
64. Mississippi Jokes: Friday, November 29th, 2025: Ole Miss capped a great season winning the Egg Bowl to finish at 11-1. The most wins in the program’s history. It later laid an egg by not signing Lane Kiffin to a contract extension.
65. College Football Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Who did Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
66. Florida Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: Are U serious?… Did you see the incredible finish as #10 Miami upset #6 Ole Miss 31 – 27?
67. Notre Dame Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What is a Notre Dame football fan’s favorite whine?… “WHY didn’t get picked for the playoff.”
68. Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre Dame said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
69. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 70 years between outright titles for Texas Tech Football? (1967 – 2025). (Border Conference 1955 – Big 12 2025)
70. Florida Jokes: Would Beck’s Beer be a good NIL deal for Miami quarterback Carson Beck?
71. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… the championship game is in Miami?
72. Friday January 9th, 2026: Indiana dismantles Oregon 56-22 to reach CFP National Championship: Hey Oregon… Hoosier Daddy?
73. What was Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
74. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: When asked about the quality of the teams in this year‘s Sun Bowl, Tony the Tiger responded enthusiastically… “They’re GREAT!!!!”
75. What college mascot is big on social media?… Reveille “X.”
76. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Mendoza (2025),
77. Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss didn’t lose the game… they just ran out of time!
78. College Football Jokes: What college football team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
79. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Heismandoza (2025)
80. Cheese Jokes: How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
81. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the fake punt in 4th and a mile?????
82. Navy Jokes: What separates the Navy fans from the Army football fans?… The wave.
83. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the nickname for the Texas A & M fan section?
84. Florida Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see #10 Miami beat #2 Ohio State 24-14?
85. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Interesting 1st round match-up: the James Madison DUKES vs.the Oregon DUCKS!
86. Skiing Jokes: The Black Diamond Trophy… The unofficial college football game of skiing.
87. North Carolina Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
88. Mississippi Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
89. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the schedule for the College Football Playoffs?
90. Indiana Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #1 Indiana defeats #9 Alabama 38 – 3… Hey …… Hoosier Daddy?
91. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Blue Devil Mascot Head band: The better devil.
92. Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college football teams does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
93. Mississippi Jokes: December 2025 Lane Kiffin leaving to coach LSU… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
94. Indiana Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
95. Orange Bowl Thursday, January 1st, 2026: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you glad Oregon won the the Orange Bowl?
96. Hunting Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters?… Bear Bryant.
97. Indiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
98. Mississippi Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: #6 Ole Miss rolls over #11 Tulane 41 – 10… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
99. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Oregon scores TDs on its first 5 possessions in 51-34 College Football Playoff win over James Madison… Did the coach forget to tell his players to put up the DUKES before the game?
100. Florida Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see the goal line hit in the final minute of the #10 Miami beat #7 Texas A&M and the 12th man 10 – 3?
101. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Cotton Bowl is played?
102. Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Sugar Bowl is played?
103. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Orange Bowl is played?
104. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Rose Bowl is played?
105. Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Fiesta Bowl is played?
106. How is losing money in a payphone like a college football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
107. Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Peach Bowl is played?
108. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
109. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
110. Lane Kiffin not coaching in the College Football Playoff… that’s a BIG Ole Miss.
111. Texas Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Cotton Bowl?
112. Louisiana Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Sugar Bowl?
113. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
114. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the station that has the best coverage of college football’s rivalry week?
115. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Orange Bowl?
116. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Rose Bowl?
117. What’s the difference between a college quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
118. Connecticut Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in “The Biggest Little Game in America?”
119. Arizona Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Fiesta Bowl?
120. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a favorite college football tradition with Navy sailors?… Iowa Hawkeye Wave: A tradition known as the “Wave”: A heartwarming tradition at Iowa Hawkeyes home football games where fans and players wave to children in the adjacent UI Stead Family Children’s Hospital after the first quarter. This act of solidarity provides hope and support to the young patients.
121. Georgia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who sponsors the Peach Bowl?
122. Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the university both Bill Belichick and Eric Mangini played football?
123. Iowa Jokes: What is a Hawkeyes football fan’s favorite whine?… “We can’t beat Michigan.”
124. Virginia Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the 1st Sun Belt Conference team to play in the College Football Playoffs?
125. Bill Belichick’s updated nickname after losing to the University of California 21-18 and dropping to 2-4… Chapel “Over the Hill” Bill.
126. Cheerleading Jokes: Who are the happiest people at the college football game?… The cheerleaders.
127. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?… It was a boxer.
128. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave Offensive Coordinator was BLUE when the trick play in the 3rd quarter resulted in a fumble?
129. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe the score of the Oregon -James Madison game? (51-34).
130. Connecticut Jokes: ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the NESCAC Little Three Rivalry?
131. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Big Game?
132. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate game?
133. What is a favorite college for a running back in football?… Rush University.
134. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
135. November 28, 2025: Can you name the Texas quarterback that lead the team to upset Texas A&M in the Lone Star Showdown?
136. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
137. What’s a sailor’s favorite thing to do at a college football game?… The wave.
138. Jonathan the Husky would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
139. What college football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
140. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
141. Louisiana Jokes: Saturday December 20th, 2025: Do you think the Tulane GREEN Wave fans were BLUE when the the lost to in the 1st round of the College Football Playoff?
142. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Wesleyan, Amherst, and Williams? (The Little Three)
143. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football rivalry between Colby, Bates, and Bowdoin? (CBB Championship)
144. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the University of Texas?
145. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mascot of the Texas A&M?
146. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Game?
147. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two teams that pay in the biggest Ivy League rivalry “The Game?”
148. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Iron Bowl?
149. Navy Jokes: The Vanderbilt Commodores… The unofficial football team of the Navy.
150. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Lone Star Showdownl?
151. What is a favorite college for a defensive end in football?… Rush University.
152. What is a favorite college for an offensive coordinator in football?… Rush University.
153. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The University of Alabama! Roll Tide!
154. College Football Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe name the a popular college football team with Navy sailors?… The Tulane Green Wave.
155. What’s a dog’s favorite position to play in football?… Golden receiver.
156. College Football Jokes: Handsome Dan would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
157. College Football Jokes: Jack the Bulldog would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
158. College Football Jokes: Bully would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
159. College Football Jokes: Smokey X would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
160. College Football Jokes: Reveille would be a great mascot for National Dog Day.
161. Navy Jokes: Who is the favorite mascot of the Navy?… Mr. Commodore of Vanderbilt.
170. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
171. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
172. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
173. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
174. Did you hear that some college football teams don’t have a website?…They can’t string three “Ws” together.
175. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
176. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
177. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
178. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
179. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
180. Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders.
181. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
182. Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?… Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
183. Why are college football stadiums always cool?… “Because they’re full of fans.”
184. Why was the skeleton always left out of the football game ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
185. What did the mummy football coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
186. When is a football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
187. What would you get if you crossed a football player and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Top Halloween Jokes)
188. Why was Cinderella such a bad at football?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
189. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
190. Did you hear about the college football who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
191. What do biology majors wear on their heads when playing football?… Helminth. (Top Biology Jokes)
193. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the two college football teams that play in the Egg Bowl?
194. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivalries?
195. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in the “Old Rocking Chair Classic?”
196. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in 100 Miles of Hate college football rivalry?
197. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite football play?… The Hail Mary.
198. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Apple Cup?
199. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Valley?
200. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?
201. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Boot?
202. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Rag?
203. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Palladium?
204. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Iron Skillet?
205. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for Nevada?
206. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bill Walsh Legacy Game?
207. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bedlam Series?
208. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle on the Bayou?
209. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Carolinas?
210. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bones?
211. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brazos?
212. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Bricks?
213. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Brothers?
214. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Blue Ridge?
215. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bell? (Marshall & Ohio)
216. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Colorado State Wyoming)
217. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Southwest Classic?
218. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War? (Kansas Missouri)
219. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of I-10?
220. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bluebonnet Battle?
221. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Black and Blue Bowl?
222. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Bridger’s Battle?
223. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deeper than Hate game?
224. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Dick Tomey Legacy Game?
225. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Duel in the Desert?
226. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Victory Bell?
227. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Florida Cup?
228. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Friends of Coal Bowl?
229. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land of Lincoln Trophy?
230. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the The Bourbon Barrel?
231. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Oaken Bucket?
232. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?
233. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Cy-Hawk Trophy?
234. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
235. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Magnolia Bowl?
236. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan Trophy?
237. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Little Brown Jug?
238. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Land Grant Trophy?
239. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Megaphone Trophy?
240. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the George Jewitt Trophy?
241. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy?
242. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Governor’s Victory Bell?
243. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan’s Axe?
244. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Tiger–Sooner Peace Pipe?
245. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Mayor’s Cup?
246. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Schnellenberger Trophy?
247. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Rip Miller Trophy?
248. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Freedom Trophy?
249. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Shillelagh Trophy?
250. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
251. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
252. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Platypus Trophy?
253. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rio Grande Rivalry?
254. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rivalry in Dixie?
255. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Royal Rivalry?
256. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
257. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
258. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Golden Hat in the Red River Rivalry game?
259. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Shula Bowl?
260. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Sunflower Showdown?
261. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Ben Schwartzwalder Trophy?
262. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Saddle Trophy?
263. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Textile Bowl?
264. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Black Diamond Trophy?
265. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Commonwealth Cup?
266. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the War on I–4?
267. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries?
268. ESPN Rivalry Week: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the all the college football rivalries in your state?
269. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Too many fowl plays.
270. Why did the Pilgrim get kicked out of the football game?… Fowl language.