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Google Search “Cross Country Skiing Jokes”

  1. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! 
  2. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  3. Cross Country Skiing Jokes Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  4. How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
  5. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.