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Indiana was admitted to the Union on December 11th, 1816

Indiana Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Indiana jokes.
Dad Jokes: What do you call a guy from Indiana who just became a father?… A Hoosier Daddy.
Looney Tunes Jokes: The theme song from “Looney Tunes” is the unofficial song of the Indy 500… It’s a car tune.
Retirement Jokes: Did you know a bunch of retired Indiana basketball players put a team together?… They are called the Indiana Pacemakers!
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Indiana completed an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP season (2026) 50 years after Bobby Knight coached an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1976)?
College Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 Notre Dame was not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Do you think they used the Lord’s name in vain?
Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Indiana State offense during the 1979… Free Bird.
Navy Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
Stranger Things Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe tell me the city and state Stranger Things is set in?… Hawkins, Indiana.
Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!
When is the 1st Day of School?: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when is the 1st day of school in Indianapolis, Indiana… The 1st day of school in Indianapolis, Indiana is Tuesday, July 29, 2026.
When is the Last Day of School? Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when is the last day of school in Indianapolis, Indiana?… The 1st day of school in Indianapolis, Indiana is
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state motto for Indiana?… “The Crossroads of America”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for Indiana?… The Hoosier State,
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the license plate slogans for Indiana?… Hoosier State, The Crossroads of America, In God We Trust:
Canoe Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the Indiana State Song?… “On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away”
Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!
Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe… Boo Canoe tell me the name of ship the Quint served on and many members were eaten by sharks?,,, The U.S.S. Indianapolis.
Monday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.
Corn Jokes: What’s the best part about living in Indiana?… All the corny jokes. (Top Corn Producing States)
College Football Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
Who do you call when there’s a crime happening in Indiana?… The Indanapolis.
Arkansas Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Heismandoza (2025)
Boston Celtics Jokes: What is the Indiana state bird?… Larry Bird.
Music Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ least favorite band?… Rolling Stones.
Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman & Luke Combs… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
Music Jokes: What Tom Petty song is on every Indiana playlist?… Mary Jane’s Last Dance.
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe it was 58 years between the University of Indiana’s Big Ten Football titles? (1967 – 2025).
Napping Jokes: Do Indy500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
College Football Jokes: What’s the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and cheerios?… One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
College Football Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre Dame said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
College Football Jokes: How should you respond to a Notre Dame football team that complains about not being selected for the College Football playoff?… Would you like some cheese with that WHINE?
Indiana Jokes:
Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for Larry Bird? (“the Hick from French Lick”)
What is Indiana Jones’ favorite state?… Indiana.
March Madness Jokes: How did the #1 Purdue fans react to the loss to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson? … They were boiling mad.
College Football Jokes: Friday January 9th, 2026: Indiana dismantles Oregon 56-22 to reach CFP National Championship: Hey Oregon… Hoosier Daddy?
Did you hear the joke about Indiana Mountains?… You won’t get over it.
Super Bowl Jokes: What does COLTS stand for?… Count. On. Losing. The Super Bowl.
College Football Jokes: Friday January 19th, 2026: Who dis Dr. Seuss want to win the college football National Championship?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
When is the Last Day of School? Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me when is the last day of school in Boston, Massachusetts?… The 1st day of school in Boston, Massachusetts is
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state motto for ?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the nickname for ?
Indiana Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Indiana Local: “No, not yet.”
Indiana Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Indiana Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
Corn Jokes: What did the Hoosier say to the corn cob?… You’re a-maize-ing!
Final Four Basketball Jokes: 2026 March Madness Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name site of the 2026 Final Four?… The 2026 NCAA Men’s Final Four will be held at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana, from April 3–6, 2026.
What did Indiana see?… Same thing Arkansas.
2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… came within one play of defeating Indiana for the National Championship game in Miami?… What a season!
Why aren’t there any hobos from Indiana?… Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football quarterbacks who have won the National Championship and the Heisman Trophy?
College Basketball Jokes: What college basketball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… Indiana.
Can you name the capital of Indiana?… “I.”
College Football Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the only player to win the Heisman Trophy from the University of Indiana?…. Fernando Mendoza (2025)
NBA Jokes & Indiana Jokes: Did the Indiana Pacers force a game 7 in 2025 NBA Finals?… Yes-cers.
WNBA Jokes: During the 2025 NBA Finals…. Indiana Fever took over the entire country.
Top Indiana Colleges We love Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the top colleges and universities in Indiana?
Dr. Seuss Jokes: What college basketball team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
College Football Jokes: What college football team does the Grinch hate?… The University of Indiana “WHO” siers.
How do you make University of Notre Dame cookies?… Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
2025 NBA Finals: Are the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals for the first time 25 years?… Yes-cers.
NBA Jokes: Are the Indiana Pacers the 2025 NBA Eastern Conference Champions?… Yes-cers.
What is the tallest building in?… Indianapolis Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Indiana Turnpike!
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Indiana?
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indiana knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indiana knock knock jokes!
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. The Ohio River (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
Did you hear about the power outage at the Indiana University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Why did the corn go to the Indiana State Fair?… Because it wanted to be a-maize-d!
Why do Indiana love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Indiana is.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Indiana?
What is the tallest building in Indiana?… Indiana Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
Why did Indiana sisband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
Where do Indiana fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Ohio River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
Why is “The Wave” banned in Indiana Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [Indiana]?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [Indiana]?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Indiana?
What do you call a dishonest cat at the Indiana Zoo?… Lion.
The art teacher in Indiana always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
Why do Indiana students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
The chemistry teacher in Indiana had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
The biology class in Indiana was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Indiana?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Indiana?
Why do folks in Indiana go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Indiana jokes?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Indiana jokes?
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Wabash River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the White River. (The 10 Longest Rivers in Indiana)
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the St. Joseph River.
Why do Ball State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the East Fork White River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Tippecanoe River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Patoka River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Great Miami River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Maumee River.
What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. the Kankakee River.
What college baseball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
What college volleyball team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
What college water polo team is the favorite of Dr. Seuss?… The Indiana “Who” siers.
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Legends Trophy?
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Jeweled Shillelagh?
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Shillelagh Trophy?
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Rip Miller Trophy?
College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the The Bourbon Barrel?
Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Oaken Bucket?
Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Old Brass Spittoon?
Are the Indiana Pacers in the NBA Finals?… Yes-cers.
Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why do Indiana golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.

Indy 500 Jokes:

May Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
Looney Tunes Jokes: The theme song from “Looney Tunes” is the unofficial song of the Indy 500… It’s a car tune.
Penguin Jokes: Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
I’m not a racist… I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
“I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.” Steven Wright
Indiana Jones Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
Music Jokes: What band is popular at the Indy 500?… Mike + The Mechanics!
Turtle Jokes: What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.
Election Jokes: What’s the difference between a presidential election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the Indy 500 they wear their sponsors on their shirts!
U2 Jokes: What is a Indy 500 driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
Napping Jokes: Do race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run in front of an Indianapolis 500 car?… TIRED!
Napping Jokes: What do you get when you run behind an Indianapolis 500 car?… EXHAUSTED!
Crayon Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car driver’s least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag).
Crayon Jokes: What is an Indianapolis 500 race car drivers’ least favorite color?… A Checkered Flag.
Hot Dog Jokes: Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… Because no-one else would be able to ketchup.
Lacrosse Jokes: You’re locked inside an Indianapolis 500 race car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
Dad Jokes: My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the Indianapolis 500 limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
Lacrosse Jokes: How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
Navy Jokes: If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis.
June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?
June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?
Camping Jokes: Which island off the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR!
Is it wrong to hate a certain race?… Because I’m not really a fan of the Indy 500.
Indy 500 nightmare…. having to go the bathroom with 100 laps left.
Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: Drivers who want a free NASCAR mug with every fill-up.
Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: For the rest of your life, any time you’re in a car that gets a flat, everyone just assumes that you should fix it.
Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: It’s hard to make friends while reeking of methane.
Indianapolis 500 Pit Crew Pet Peeves: Joke T-shirts that say “Pit Crew Guys Do It in 1.8 Seconds.”
Winning Indy 500 Team: Getting showered with 10W-40 in victory lane celebration.
I’d bet that with an Indy 500 Car race engine… you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.

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