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Track & Field Jokes:

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  1. Music Jokes: What is the Bad Company song would be great for NC State track recruits?… Running with the Pack.
  2. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the track athlete take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to run some errands. 
  3. Indiana Jones Jokes: Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… the 100m Boulder Dash.
  4. Kentucky Derby Jokes: Do you think Usain Bolt could beat Incredibolt in a race?
  5. Why did the track athlete take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to run some errands. 
  6. Pancake Jokes: I don’t run to get my pancakes… IHOP.
  7. Turtle Jokes: To do list 1. Buy a turtle 2. Name it ‘The speed of light’ 3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster than the speed of light. 
  8. Star Trek Jokes: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?… Worf Speed. 
  9. Why was the skeleton always left out in a ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  10. What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  11. When is a athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  12. What would you get if you crossed a athlete and the Invisible Man?… Sports like no one has ever seen.
  13. Why was Cinderella such a bad at the sport?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  14. Why is a athletic contest the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  15. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  16. Did you hear about the athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  17. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?…Because it was a head!
  18. What would you get if you crossed a track athlete and the Invisible Man?… Running like no one has ever seen.
  19. What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  20. Why was the skeleton always left out in a track meet?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  21. Where do track athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  22. Why was Cinderella such a bad sprinter?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  23. When is a track athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  24. Why is a track meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  25. Did you hear about the javelin thrower who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”