North Carolina Jokes:

  1. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.”
  2. College Football Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the new Music City Miracle?… Vanderbilt beat NC State on the last play of the game.
  3. College Football Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the end of the NC State vs. Vanderbilt game?
  4. College Football Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Sun Bowl was a hell of a game… the Duke Blue Devils and the Arizona State Sun Devils.
  5. Final Four Basketball Jokes: 1983 Final Four: N.C. State Forward Cozell McQueen… Final Four Royalty.
  6. Final Four Basketball Jokes: 1983 Final Four: N.C. State Forward Cozell McQueen… a fan favorite of the Royal family
  7. What is the Bad Company song would be great for NC State track recruits?… Running with the Pack.
  8. North Carolina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Bill Belichick did not get into the football Hall of Fame on the 1st ballot?
  9. North Carolina Jokes: Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
  10. What James Taylor song is on every Carolina playlist?… Carolina on my mind.
  11. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.
  12. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of the Carolinas?
  13. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deeper than Hate game?
  14. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Victory Bell?
  15. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Textile Bowl?
  16. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Duke Blue Devils won their first-ever ACC Football Championship Game in December 2025.