Nor’easter Jokes

by | Sep 23, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Nor’easter jokes.
  2. Christmas Jokes: I do not celebrate Christmas… Nor’Easter.
  3. Good Friday Jokes: I do not celebrate Good Friday… Nor’Easter.
  4. So Siri tells me there’s a Nor’easter on the way, to which I say “Surely you can’t be serious” and she replies “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”… I must have left my phone in airplane mode.
  5. Harvest Moon Jokes: What do you call a Harvest Moon during a Nor’ester?… A Howling Harvest Moon.
  6. Boston Red Sox Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Red Sox moved their final game with the Cubs to Tropicana field because of the Nor’Easter?
  7. Easter Jokes: Easter… the unofficial holiday of a Nor’Easter.
  8. College Jokes: Northeastern… The unofficial college of a Nor’Ester..
  9. Homecoming Jokes: What happens if a Nor’Easter happens on a Homecoming Weekend?… It will blow you away!
  10. Massachusetts Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Massachusetts coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  11. Easter Jokes: What do you get when you cross a giant winter storm with a rabbit that hides eggs?… The Nor’easter Bunny!
  12. Music Jokes: What Bonnie Raitt song is on every Nor’Easter playlist?… Storm Warning.
  13. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe they canceled football games because of the Nor’easter?
  14. Homecoming Jokes: I do not celebrate Homecoming… Nor’Easter.
  15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we survived the September 2026 Nor’easter?
  16. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many A.D.s moved high school football games because of the Nor’easter?
  17. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many college football games were played during the Nor’easter? 
  18. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we had a Nor’Ester in SEPTEMBER (2026)?
  19. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how many states were impacted by the SEPTEMBER 2026 Nor’Ester?
  20. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain to me what makes a storm a Nor’Ester?… A storm is a Nor’easter when it forms along the East Coast of North America and produces persistent winds blowing from the northeast off the Atlantic Ocean.
  21. Cape Cod Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Cape Cod coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  22. Can you believe they football played games during of the Nor’easter?
  23. Homecoming Jokes: I do not celebrate Homecoming… Nor’Easter.
  24. Smile Jokes: I do not celebrate World Smile Day… Nor’Easter.
  25. 365 Jokes for Teachers: I do not celebrate World Teachers Day… Nor’Easter.
  26. Spider Man Jokes: I do not celebrate Spider Man… Nor’Easter.
  27. Rhode Island Jokes I do not celebrate Rhode Island Day… Nor’Easter.
  28. Leif Erikson Jokes: I do not celebrate Leif Erikson Day… Nor’Easter.
  29. Leif Erikson Jokes: I do not celebrate Leif Erikson… Nor’Easter.
  30. Easter Jokes: Why did the Easter Bunny hate the big coastal storm?… He had a really bad hare day in the wind. 
  31. Rhode Island Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Rhode Island coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  32. New York Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the New York coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  33. Connecticut Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Connecticut coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  34. Maine Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the Maine coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  35. New Hampshire Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to New Hampshire?… I have my eye on you. 
  36. What did the weather forecaster say during the March blizzard?… “Hop to it, folks—we are about to get snowed in!” 
  37. Why do people in New England stay inside during a Nor’easter?… Because it is an eggs-treme weather event.
  38. Massachusetts Jokes:Why did the math tutor love when a Nor’easter hit town?… Because it was the only time the local school district finally understood how to do “long division”—by completely splitting up the school week!
  39. How did the English tutor know a Nor’easter was getting serious?… The wind started blowing so hard outside, it began changing all of their students’ passive verbs into active panic.
  40. Massachusetts Jokes: North Easton… the unofficial Massachusetts town of a Nor’Easter.
  41. What did the tutor say to the student when the Nor’easter knocked out the power and the internet?… “Don’t worry, we can still look at the bright side… well, as soon as I find the flashlight.”
  42. When a tutor tells a distracted student to focus during a blizzard, they aren’t looking for the eye of the storm—they are just looking for some actual eye contact.
  43. “I told my student we had to study through the coastal flood warning. They said I was being way too hard-boiled, but I told them they just needed to pass their eggs-ams!”
  44. New Jersey Jokes: What did the Nor’Easter say to the New Jersey coast?… I have my eye on you. 
  45. What did the Nor’Easter say to Pennsylvania?… I have my eye on you. 
  46. What did the Nor’Easter say to North Carolina?… I have my eye on you.
  47. What did the Nor’Easter say to Virginia?… I have my eye on you.
  48. What did the Nor’Easter say to Washington DC?… I have my eye on you.
  49. What did the Nor’Easter say to Delaware?… I have my eye on you.
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the PSA safety phrase for driving in a storm?… Turn Around Don’t Drown!
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Nola is hitting Hawaii about the same time a Nor’Easter is hitting New England?
  52. What is a geography teacher‘s favorite type of storm? A nor Easter
  53. The Nor’easter Bunny… the official mascot of a Nor’Easter storm.
  54. There’s a Gale warning with this nor’easter… I don’t know who Gale is, but I’ll watch out for her.
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the damage of the most recent Nor’Easter?
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the hype of the most recent Nor’Easter?
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe explain the difference between a nor’easter and blizzard.
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 50 Nor’Easter jokes?
  59. Blizzard Jokes: So Siri tells me there’s a blizzard on the way, to which I say “Surely you can’t be serious” and she replies “I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”… I must have left my phone in airplane mode.
  60. Snow Jokes: This blizzard is snow joke.
  61. Winter Storm Hernando Jokes: If my wife and I have a baby boy 9 months after the blizzard of 2026… We are going to name him Hernando.
  62. Snow Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard!
  63. New England Jokes: LL Bean… the unofficial sponsor of New England Blizzards.
  64. Winter Storm Hernando Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the February 2026 snow storm?…. Winter Storm Hernando.
  65. Easter Jokes: What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter!
  66. Blizzard warning?… I thought it was a dessert forcast.
  67. Massachusetts Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell the year of the historic blizzard in Massachusetts?… 1978 – the Blizzard of ’78.
  68. Winter Storm Hernando Jokes: The City of Hernando Police Department… the unofficial law enforcement agency of Winter Storm Hernando.
  69. Winter Storm Hernando Jokes: The City of Hernando… the unofficial city of Winter Storm Hernando.
  70. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  71. Winter Storm Fern Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the January 2026 snow storm?…. Winter Storm Fern.
  72. Music Jokes: What is #1 requested album during a blizzard?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne.
  73. Math Jokes: Snow Moon + Snow Storm = Snow Day.
  74. Doctor Jokes: Did you hear about the farmer who left her sheep out in the blizzard?… She had to take them to the Icy Ewe ward.
  75. Biathalon Jokes: Biathalon Pun: No blizzard can stop a determined biathlete.
  76. Movie Jokes: What do you call two idiots in a blizzard?… Numb and Number.
  77. Snow Jokes: Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun!
  78. Winter Storm Fern Jokes: What is a gardener’s favorite winter storm?….. Winter Storm Fern in January 2026!
  79. Ice Cream Jokes: Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen.
  80. Wizard of Oz Jokes:What is the Tin Man’s favorite album?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. The Tin Man loves Heavy Metal. 
  81. 365 Music Jokes What is the #1 requested song during a blizzard?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
  82. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  83. Cereal Jokes: What is the #1 breakfast during a blizzard?… Frosted flakes!
  84. Snowboarding Jokes: I’m snowboard of all these blizzard puns.
  85. Dance Jokes: Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball!
  86. Music Jokes: Why is the slippery ice like  music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
  87. Snow Jokes: What often falls during a blizzard but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  88. What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard!
  89. Election Jokes: What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
  90. Blizzard conditions are a breeze when you’re dressed warmly.
  91. Snow Jokes: Weather you like it or not… blizzard puns are snow laughing matter.
  92. Bike Jokes: How does a Snowman get to work during a blizzard?… By icicle.
  93. Harry Potter Jokes: Hagrid spreading Dumbledore’s ashes into the winds… “You’re a blizzard Albus.”
  94. Snowman Jokes: What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out.
  95. Snow Day Jokes: What is a great lesson for the day after a blizzard snow day?… Snow and Tell!
  96. Tea Jokes: What’s a #1 blizzard drink?… Iced tea.
  97. Turtle Jokes: Where does a turtle go when during a blizzard?… A shell-ter.
  98. Math Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like during a blizzard?… Owlgebra.
  99. Cereal Jokes: What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats.
  100. Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
  101. New York Jokes: What’s a #1 blizzard adult drink?… Long Island Iced tea.
  102. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  103. Dog Jokes: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies!
  104. Snow Jokes: Snowbody understands blizzard humor like I do.
  105. Snowman Jokes: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty.
  106. Rabbit Jokes: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through a blizzard together?… A receding hare line.
  107. Snowman Jokes: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.