Homecoming Jokes

by | Oct 21, 2025 | Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best homecoming jokes.
  2. Graduation Jokes: My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, & I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
  3. November Jokes: What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember!
  4. Music Jokes: What band should ALWAYS you ask to the homecoming dance?… Yes.
  5. Alaska Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the homecoming dance if you think she will say yes.
  6. Nor’easter Jokes: What happens if a Nor’Easter happens on a Homecoming Weekend?… It will blow you away!
  7. Fall Jokes: Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you.
  8. Social Studies Jokes: What does an APUSH student talk about during homecoming dance?… The good old days!
  9. Principal Jokes: Students going to the Homecoming Dance: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer?
  10. Archaeology Jokes: Why do archaeologists always get invited to the homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.”
  11. Music Jokes: If James Taylor went to college, how would he drive to his homecoming weekend?… He would take the October Road.
  12. Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… He had no body to go with.
  13. Nor’easter Jokes: I do not celebrate Homecoming… Nor’Easter.
  14. Vampire Jokes: What happens when two vampires meet at the homecoming school dance?… It was love at first bite!
  15. Navy Jokes: What branch of the military should you NEVER ask to the homecoming dance?… The NAY vy!
  16. High School Jokes: What is a realtor’s favorite high school event?… Homecoming.
  17. Spiderman Jokes: Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben.
  18. I was at my homecoming dance when I noticed a kid in the corner looking miserable. Feeling bad, I went over there and asked him what was wrong? He responded that no one would ever want to dance with him because of his wooden eye. Upon hearing this, I made it my mission to find the boy a dancing partner. After a couple minutes of looking, I found a girl crying out in the hallway. When I asked her what was wrong she said hat no would dance with her because of her hair lip. I then went back to the boy with the wooden eye. In a couple of minutes I was able to get him to work up the courage to ask the girl to dance. As he approached her I felt pretty good about myself; that is until I heard what happened next. The boy asked the obviously excited girl to dance. She was so thrilled she responded, “Would I, Would I!” The boy responded “Hair Lip, Hair Lip” and stormed away.
  19. Algebra Jokes: What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the homecoming dance?… The quadratic formal.
  20. U2 Jokes: What U2 band member should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… BoNO!
  21. U2 Jokes: What U2 song should be on every homecoming playlist?… A Sort of Homecoming.
  22. Spiderman Jokes: Spiderman designed a new outfit that he can wear for formal occasions, like a Homecoming Dance… It’s a class-action suit.
  23. Dad Jokes: My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the homecoming night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch.
  24. High School Jokes: What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on homecoming dance night?… Hi School.
  25. Spiderman Jokes: Spiderman 1: Homecoming, Spiderman 2: Far from Home Spiderman 3: Homeless.
  26. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When homecoming dance rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line.
  27. Where did the Spiderman find his homecoming dance date?… On the World Wide Web.
  28. Dentist Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget brush your teeth!
  29. Kindergarten Jokes: What’s the best place to grow flowers for the homecoming dance?… In the kindergarden.
  30. Ocean Jokes: I went to an ocean themed homecoming dance… It was a whale of a time.
  31. Music Jokes: Homeward Bound by Simon & Garfunkel… a must for any Homecoming Music Playlist.
  32. Volleyball Jokes: What does a volleyball player do at the homecoming dance?… Spike the punch.
  33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a go my college homecoming.
  34. Why did 4 not ask 2 to homecoming dance?… He was two squared.
  35. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a go my high school homecoming.
  36. What does this joke and an overcrowded homecoming dance have in common?… One really bad punch line.
  37. A somewhat socially awkward lad asked a girl he liked to the homecoming dance, and she said yes. The boy asked his dad for advice, and his dad gave him several tips: get her a nice corsage that matches your boutonniere, show up 10 minutes early to pick her up and speak pleasantly and respectfully to her parents, agree on a return time that still gets you home in time for your own curfew, etc. The boy said, “OK, I can handle that, but what should I do at the dance? I don’t know any dances at all” His dad said, “Don’t worry: there’s a total fallback for this. There’s going to be a punch bowl at the dance. Every time a slow dancing song starts, just offer to refill everybody’s punch. A whole bunch of other people will be there too and it will easily take the entire song’s time to do, and you won’t have to worry about dancing.” The boy got a nice boutonniere and matching corsage, showed up on time, respectfully charmed her parents, and got to the dance just on time. For the first few songs everybody was just relaxing and hanging out and he was having a great time. But, eventually, a more romantic slow-dancing song comes on, and the boy nearly panics. But he remembers his father’s advice. He says “let me go refill everybody’s drink” and heads over to the punchbowl. But when he gets there, he realizes he is doomed, because, even after all that buildup, there was no punch line.
  38. Music Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the homecoming dance?… A tuba toothpaste!
  39. Tree Jokes: How does a coniferous tree get ready for the homecoming dance?… They spruce themselves up.
  40. What did the cloud wear to the homecoming dance?… A rainbow.
  41. Cat Jokes: Where do cats go for their homecoming dance?… The fur ball.
  42. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the homecoming dance!
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget use mouthwash?
  44. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a date for the homecoming dance?… Because he had Bat Breath.
  45. College Jokes: What is a realtor’s favorite college event?… Homecoming.
  46. What does a biologist wear to homecoming dance?… Designer jeans (genes).
  47. Why did the orange take a prune to homecoming dance?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget the flowers!
  49. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a go to my high school homecoming dance.
  50. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the homecoming dance!
  51. Dog Jokes: Why did the dog skip the Homecoming Dance?… Because he had two left feet.
  52. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the homecoming dance?… It was past her sell by date.
  53. What bow can’t be tied on homecoming dance night?… A rainbow!
  54. What did the students say as they were leaving the homecoming dance?… We are off, like the homecoming king’s Tuxedo jacket.
  56. Cow Jokes: Where do cows go before homecoming dance?… To the moooooovies.
  57. Who did the zombie take to the homecoming dance?… His ghoul-friend!
  58. Pasta Jokes: What is the dress code at a pasta homecoming dance?… Bowtie.
  59. Why wasn’t the car able to go to homecoming dance?… It didn’t have good at-tire!
  60. Reindeer Jokes: Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer homecoming dance?… Dancer!
  61. Why did the girl turn down the Invisible Man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to the homecoming dance with him!
  62. What does a dad joke and an overcrowded homecoming dance have in common?… One really bad punch line.
  63. Why did the boy bring a fig to the homecoming dance?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  64. What did the swordfish say to the marlin at the homecoming dance?… Looking sharp!
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  66. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the homecoming dance?… He had a bright date!
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  69. Marriage Jokes: Me and my high school homecoming dance date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November!
  70. Do you know what my homecoming dance dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material.
  71. Do you know what my homecoming dance dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material.
  72. Flower Jokes: What do you call a well-dressed lion at the homecoming dance?… A dandy lion!
  73. Star Wars Jokes: What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the homecoming dance?… A bow TIE.
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about homecoming dance?
  75. Skeleton Jokes: Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during the homecoming dance?…Because he had no body to dance with!
  76. Who did Frankenstein take to the homecoming dance?.. His ghoul friend.
  77. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the homecoming dance?
  78. Why couldn’t the broom go to the homecoming dance?… Because he was always sweeping during class!
  79. Marriage Jokes: 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to the homecoming dance, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no.
  80. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good homecoming dance knock-knock joke?
  81. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the homecoming dance!
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good homecoming dance knock knock jokes?
  83. Shark Jokes: What did the shark say to the marlin at the homecoming dance?… Lookin’ Sharp.
  84. Spider Jokes: Where did the spider find his homecoming dance date?… On the World Wide Web.
  85. What did the students say as they were leaving the homecoming dance?… We are off, like the homecoming Queen’s shoes.
  86. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to the homecoming dance?… He had a bright date.
  87. Where do lightning bolts go to for homecoming dance?… To cloud!
  88. Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.
  89. The high school for the blind had the best homecoming dance… Everyone danced like no one was watching.
  90. I heard of a high school homecoming dance that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  91. How do memes go to the homecoming dance?… In a lmaosine.