Pink Moon Jokes

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April 1st Pink Moon: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
Were is the #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs. (Hot Dog Jokes)
Music Jokes: Did you hear about the Pink Moon Concert?… Pink and Pink Floyd are the headliners. They will each be doing a cover of John Mellencamp’s Pink houses.
The Pink Panther is a great movie for the Pink Moon
Why is the Pink Moon so good at gardening?… It’s a natural budding moon.
Is the Pink Moon a romantic?… Yes, it always shows up for its blooming dates.
What did the astronomer say when they saw the moon on April 1st?… “Is that a joke?”.
Why did the moon break up with the sun?… It needed more space… especially when it’s just “playing” pink.
What is the Pink Moon’s favorite color?… It’s actually yellow or white at moonrise!
Why was the moon so embarrassed?… It was turning a little pink.
Is the Pink Moon the most fashionable?… Yes, it always wears a nice shade of moss pink.
Despite the name… the moon will not appear pink in color.