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- Dog Jokes: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.”
- Hurricane Lala Jokes: How fast does Hurricane Lala move compared to a cheetah?… A cheetah runs 75 mph, meaning Lala is just taking a scenic island stroll.
- Colorado Jokes: I was walking around a Denver suburb & asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!
- Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
- Full Moon Jokes: July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon.
- Music Jokes: What band is on every Full Moon playlist?… Walk the Moon.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
- Music Jokes: Walk away by the James Gang.. a great song for a National Walking Day playlist.
- April 2nd: Basketball Jokes for April: Who hates National Walking Day?… A college basketball coach.
- Santa Jokes: What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?… Santa walking backward!
- Dog Jokes: What did one flea say to the other?… Should we walk or take a dog?
- U2 Jokes: U2’s song Walk to Water… a great song for a National Walking Day playlist.
- Music Jokes: What song is on the Walking Day playlist?… I’m walking by Fats Domino.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet.
- Peter Tosh Mick Jagger you gotta walk and don’t look back.
- Geography Jokes: What runs but never walks… a river.
- I started walking around without any shoes… and it became a sort of hobbit.
- What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. (Music Jokes)
- U2 Jokes: What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On.
- A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith.
- A great song for National Walking Day… Walking on the Moon by the Police.
- What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
- My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.
- What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?…. a walkie-talkie
- National Walking Day playlist… Love walks in Van Halen.
- What is a great U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots.
- Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
- If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
- I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
- Why did the boy name his dog Ten Miles?… So he could tell his gym teacher he walked Ten Miles every day.
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- What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!