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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Disney jokes.
2. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo ?… Taco Belle! 
3. Masters Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of The Masters?… He screamed with every swing. 
4. Gymnastics Jokes: What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel.
5. Donut Jokes: Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. 
6. May the 4th Be With You Jokes:  As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?… “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.”
7. Why was Cinderella such a bad college basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. 
8. March Madness Basketball Jokes: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball.
9. Mardi Gras Jokes: If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” 
10. Pumpkin Jokes: Who did the pumpkin run away from?… Cinderella’s Fairy Gourd-mother!
11. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?… Mickey Moose.
12. What is Eleven’s favorite Disney song?… Let eggo.
13. Blizzard Jokes: What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen?… You’re a Blizzard fairy!
14. Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate.
15. Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
16. Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?… Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
17. Why was Cinderella sticky at the ball?… Because she went there in a pumpkin!
18. Why was Cinderella such a bad athlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
19. Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
20. Baseball Jokes: Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?… She ran away from the ball.
21. Baseball Jokes: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…She had a pumpkin for a coach.