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- American Revolution Jokes: What do you call an AWESOME American Revolution drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
- Pi Day Jokes: Why do artists love Pi Day?… They love drawing “pi-ctures.”
- On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
- Stick Figure… a great musical group that describes my artistic ability.
- Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
- What is an art professor’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- What is an art student’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- What is an artist’s favorite part about the World Cup?… The draws.
- What do you call a soldier who loves to paint?… An art-illery master.
- Why was the officer bad at painting?…. He kept going outside the lines!
- Why did Frodo go to art school?… He wanted to master the “ring” technique!
- Why did Bilbo go to art school?… He wanted to master the “ring” technique!
- Why did the Navy send a submarine to art school?… They wanted it to learn how to draw a-buoys.