Colorado Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Colorado jokes.
  2. Colorado Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
  3. Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
  4. Walking Jokes: I was walking around a Denver suburb & asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!
  5. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Buffalo Bills fans thinking you can go into Mile High Stadium and beat the Denver Broncos.
  6. AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
  7. Crayon Jokes: I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… It was ado for him always.
  8. Skiing Jokes: A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got back, her husband asked her, “So, how did it go?” “Fine,” she replied, “but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.”
  9. Hiking Jokes: Colorado, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population.
  10. Music Jokes: What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
  11. Music Jokes: Crayola Concert Series Crayola Concert Series Venue: Red Rocks.
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
  13. Crayon Jokes: Where do crayons go on vacation?… Color-ado.
  14. Track & Field Jokes: Indiana Jones competes in a Colorado Track and Field event?… The 100m Boulder Dash.
  15. Hawaii Jokes: Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend.
  16. Skiing Jokes: Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother! 
  17. Snow Jokes: What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered.
  18. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: With the injury to Bo Nix… I guess you can nix the idea that the Denver Broncos will win the LX Super Bowl.
  19. Idaho Jokes: What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato. 
  20. Geology Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Denver Broncos mascot?… The Denver Broncos’ official live mascot is a white Arabian horse named Thunder, which has led the team onto the field since 1993.
  22. Star Wars Jokes: Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
  23. Math Jokes: What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. 
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Can you tell me the slogan on the back of Denver Broncos helmets during the divisional round?… Choose Love.
  25. Cemetery Jokes: A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, & Utah border… He had to have four coroners.  
  26. Labor Day Jokes: Colorado Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Colorado Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  27. What did Colorado see?… The same thing Arkansas.  
  28. Lawyer Jokes: In the news, Colorado had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. 
  29. What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. 
  30. Retirement Jokes: A retired Colorado man was jailed for refusing to nap… he was resisting a rest. 
  31. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Colorado to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. 
  32. A Colorado man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’ 
  33. Bike Jokes: Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. 
  34. Why can’t Mount Elbert and Mount Massive play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. 
  35. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River! 
  36. Did you hear the joke about Mount Evans?… You won’t get over it. 
  37. What is the tallest building in?… Colorado Public Library of course, it has the most stories! 
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Colorado? 
  39. Colorado Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Colorado Resident: “No, not yet.” 
  40. Cereal Jokes: Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer! 
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Colorado knock-knock joke? 
  42. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now. I live in Colorado.
  43. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Colorado. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Colorado, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Colorado, too! Now, do you still want to tell your joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  44. What does the average Colorado high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. 
  45. Why do Colorado students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First! No, really.
  46. Colorado: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  47. Election Jokes: Colorado: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
  48. How do you get a man in Colorado to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  49. Nightmares in other states… are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.
  50. College Jokes:How many Colorado University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  51. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  52. How many Colorado men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Colorado has any cents.
  53. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  54. Where do fish keep their money?… In The Rio Grande banks.
  55. Can you name the capital of Colorado?… “C”
  56. What did Grand Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Colorado)
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Colorado knock knock jokes?
  58. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Colorado Turnpike!
  59. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Colorado)
  60. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  61. Geography Jokes: If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!
  62. Teacher Jokes for August: Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Colorado. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Colorado!
  63. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Colorado plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  64. Elementary School Jokes Where do Colorado elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  65. Marriage Jokes: When my wife left me when I was in a terrible state… Colorado.
  66. Marriage Jokes: When my husband left me when I was in a terrible state… Colorado.
  67. Election Jokes: It’s so cold in this morning…on my way to work I walked passed the Colorado capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
  68. Marriage Jokes & Divorce Jokes: Colorado is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression… It’s a sad state of affairs. 
  69. Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought a New Jersey for Colorado, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! 
  70. Middle School Jokes: Where do Colorado middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  71. High School Jokes: Where do Colorado high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey?
  72. Over the summer, Colorado is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 115°F… NOT cool.
  73. Over the winter, Colorado is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -61°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING.
  74. When I was ten, my family moved to Colorado… When I was thirteen, I found them.
  75. College Jokes: 2 Colorado College friends skip studying for Physics final to party. Two students were taking Physics at . They did pretty well on all of the other assessments. Going into the final, they had a solid “A.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the final was on Monday), they decided to go to and party with some friends at Colorado School of Mines. They had a great time, however, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to campus until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found their professor after the final to explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn’t have a spare, and couldn’t get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. “Cool,” they thought. “This is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were not prepared, however, for what they saw on this page. It said: (95 Points). Which tire?
  76. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water!
  77. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water!
  78. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water!
  79. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water!
  80. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River! (Colorado’s Largest Major Rivers)
  81. College Football Jokes:Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rumble in the Rockies?
  82. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rocky Mountain Showdown?
  83. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Border War?
  84. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River! (Colorado’s Largest Major Rivers)
  85. Where do fish keep their money?… In Colorado River banks. (Colorado’s Largest Major Rivers)
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state motto for Colorado?
  87. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Colorado?
  88. Geography Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe locate Colorado on a map?
  89. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Colorado?
  90. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Colorado?
  91. Travel Guest Blogs: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Colorado?
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Colorado has an MLB team?
  93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Colorado has an NFL team?
  94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Colorado has an NHL team?
  95. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Colorado has an NBA team?
  96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me if Colorado has a Major League Rugby team?
  97. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state flower of Colorado?
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the state bird of Colorado?
  99. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Colorado?
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Colorado?
  101. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Colorado jokes?
  102. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Colorado jokes?
  103. Colorado: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  104. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in .
  105. Election Jokes: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters.
  106. Two Colorado tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry “Aye!” and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other. A rookie crewman asked his boat’s mate, “What do they do that for?” The mate looked surprised and replied, “You mean that you’ve never heard of an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?”
  107. Colorado Jokes:
  108. What state does the flow in?… Liquid.
  109. What state does the             River NOT flow in?… Frozen.
  110. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the .
  111. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. .
  112. Why don’t hipsters like the                River?… It’s too mainstream.
  113.  I threw a hipster into the River… Guess whose mainstream now?
  114. A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty                River… It caused river failure.
  115. Covid Jokes: Apparently, someone in gets stabbed every 52 seconds in .. poor guy.
  116. In the news, had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court.
  117. Did you hear the joke about Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  118. A man from was arrested in for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  119. Did you know that students in can drink in high school?… You can’t really stop them after they turn
  120. Cereal Jokes: Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in ?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer.
  121. Colorado Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation… yep, we’re ranked 53rd.
  122. College Jokes: How many University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  123. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  124. How many men from do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in. has any cents.
  125. How do you get a man from to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  126. Did you hear that sports teams from. don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  127. Why can’t mountains play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  128. Music Jokes: A woman from who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then.
  129. Hello from the otter side.
  130. Why won’t any of. ’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
  131. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of. library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  132. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  133. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  134. Golf Jokes: Why do golfers from. always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  135. Golf Jokes: Why should you never buy golf equipment made in ?… Because New Jersey drivers are terrible.
  136. Why do people from love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great. is.
  137. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike! 
  138. What is the tallest building in ?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  139. Why did disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  140. Why is “The Wave” banned in Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  141. Divorce Jokes: Divorced couples in are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
  142. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Zoo?… Lion.
  143. Top Teacher Jokes: The art teacher in always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
  144. Top Teacher Jokes: Why do students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
  145. Top Teacher Jokes: The chemistry teacher in had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
  146. Top Teacher Jokes: The biology class in was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
  147. College Basketball Jokes: I’m not saying basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves
  148. Colorado state motto “Thank God for Mississippi.”
  149. What do you call an. . football player with a championship ring?… A Thief.
  150. How do you get an graduate off your porch?… Pay for the pizza.
  151. What’s the most popular pick up line in ?… Nice tooth!

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