Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

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• Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for Each Month
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September Jokes & September Knock Knock Jokes

March Jokes & March Madness Jokes

3. May Jokes for Kids
4. June Joke for Kids
6. August Jokes
7. September Jokes
8. October Jokes
9. November Jokes
10. December Jokes

January Jokes

January 1st:New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes)
January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
February Jokes

1. What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
2. What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary (Coffee Jokes)
3. What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary (Coffee Jokes)
4. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary (College Jokes)
5. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.
6. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (Halloween Jokes)

February 2nd: Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
February 4th: Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the NFL football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
February 13th: Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
February 14th: Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
February 19th: Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest by State): Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie.
February 29th: Leap Year Jokes: What do athletes wear on Leap Day?… Jumpsuits. (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
 

July Jokes / July Knock Knock Jokes

1. July 1st Canada Day: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! 
2. July 1st National Postal Worker Day: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
3. July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
4. July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
5. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
6. July 10th, 2025: Full Buck Moon: What Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
7. July 13th, 1985: Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
8. July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
9. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
10. July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery Channel: I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
11. July 26th, 1775: American Revolution Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
12. Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
13. World’s Shortest July Poem: Goodbye July!

August Jokes & August Knock Knock Jokes

1. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
2. August 2nd National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich.
3. August 3rd National Watermelon Day: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 
4. August 4th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
5. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
6. Bee Jokes: What does a bee do when it is hot?… He takes off his yellow jacket.
7. Summer Jokes: What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog!
8. Navy Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy. 
9. August 9, 2025 Sturgeon Moon: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
10. Summer Jokes: How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the winter!
11. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?… Croak-o-cola.
12. August 12th World Elephant Day: 101 Elephant Jokes: Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants.