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- When is the Next Friday the 13th? February 13, 2026
- Friday the 13th Jokes
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Friday the 13th jokes in the world.
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
- Pi Day Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Pi Day, Saturday March 14th when it follows Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Full Moon Jokes: What is Jason’s favorite full moon?… A Blood Moon. that falls on Friday the 13th.
- Ice Cream Jokes: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that in 2026 there are three instances of Friday the 13th: February 13, March 13, and November 13.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are back-to-back months with a Friday the 13th?… February 13, 2026 & March 13, 2026.
- Friday Jokes: What sort of parties do people generally organize on Friday the 13th?… Search parties.
- Cereal Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees & a box of cheerios?… A cereal killer.
- Bee Jokes: Knock knock… Who is there?… Bee… Bee who?… Bee-ware! It’s Friday the Thirteenth!
June Friday the 13th Jokes
- Friday the 13th, June 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last day of school?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday the 13th of June is the last Friday of the school year?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Friday June 13th is the first day of summer vacation?
March Friday the 13th Jokes
- Pi Jokes: You’ve heard of Friday the 13th… But what about the next day? Pi Day the 14th: Irrational Fear
- Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from college on Friday May 13th?
April Friday the 13th Jokes
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday April 13th?
May Friday the 13th Jokes
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday May 13th?
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe my high school prom was on Friday May 13th?
October Friday the 13th Jokes
- As of 2021, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years! Probably because it’s always October 31st. Unless you’re dyslexic I guess.
November Friday the 13th Jokes
- What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed!
- Killers eagerly look forward to which day of the month?… Fri-Die the 13th.
December Friday the 13th Jokes
- December Jokes: There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.