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Google Search “Top 10 Lobster Jokes”

  1. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lobster jokes!
  2. Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
  3. Retirement Jokes: Lobster Pun: The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire… as he was tide to his company. 
  4. Labor Day Jokes: Lobster Pun: Since the crustacean was late for work every day… She lobster job.
  5. Navy Jokes: Why did the lobster join the Navy?… To become a navy-claw officer!
  6. Divorce Jokes: Why did the lobster and the shrimp get a divorce?… They were two shellfish.
  7. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
  8. How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
  9. Tennis Jokes: What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! 
  10. If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.