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  1. 1957, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1974, 1976, 1981, 1984, 1986, 2008, 2024... Banner years in Boston!
  2. Massachusetts Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
  3. How do the Boston Celtics feel about having a leprechaun as a mascot?… Lucky!
  4. June Jokes: 617 Day: The unofficial holiday of the Boston Celtics. (June 17th is the date the Celtics won the 2008 and 2024 NBA Titles.)
  5. Boston Marathon Jokes: The #1 Day in Boston Sports… Marathon Monday… The Red Sox at Fenway… The Celtics and Bruins in the playoffs… and the oldest marathon with the top runners in the world!
  6. Retirement Jokes: Retired Celtics, like everyone, watch a lot of TV these days, NetFlix, Hulu, HBO… I don’t know why. They just never seem to pay for Showtime.
  7. Music Jokes: What is Red Auerbach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Have a cigar.
  8. Massachusetts Jokes: Did you know the Celtics nutritionist does not recommend butter ever. His choice…. parkay.
  9. NBA Champions: 1981 NBA Champions: If Cedric Maxwell played in the NBA today… He would get a MAX contract!
  10. Massachusetts Jokes: I know why the Boston Celtics picked the them of “Different Here” for the 2024 NBA Playoffs… They talk different. Just ask a Celtics’ fan to say “Park the Car in Harvard Yard!”

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