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- Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
- Principal Jokes: Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?” Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
- May 10th Mother’s Day: What do you get when you cross a rapper with your mother?… Yo Yo – Ma.
- What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
- Woman on a bus with her baby. Bus driver: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.” The woman goes to the back & sits down Woman to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” Man “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
- Mom, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents.
- What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?… Mums.
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad.
- What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”