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Google Search “Top 10 May the 4th Be With You Jokes”
- What a great week! May is the best month! May the Fourth…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
- Kentucky Derby Jokes: If the Kentucky Derby is on May the Fourth… May the horse be with you.
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- Kentucky Derby Jokes: What did one horse say to the other before the race?… “May the course be with you.”
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary School Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!