Top 10 Amazon Prime Day Jokes

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1. Music Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
2. What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?”…  2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few! 
3. Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11.  
4. Is it just me or is July 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
5. What’s the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?… The Amazon River actually has sails.
6. My daughter asked me if she could have the Amazon Prime App for our Apple TV for Christmas. I said “Sorry Sweetheart. I’ll get you a Unicorn instead.”
7. How do Australians order monkeys?… Amazon Prime, mate.
8. Why do Amazon Prime drivers make terrible comedians?… Because their delivery takes two days.
9. Is it just me or is July 9th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.  
10. What is Megatron least favorite streaming service?… Amazon PRIME.