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- July 1st Canada Day: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up!
- July 1st National Postal Worker Day: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
- July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
- American Revolution Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
- Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- Amazon Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few!
- July 10th, 2025: Full Buck Moon: What Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
- Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.
- Full Buck Moon: Oh deer… did you miss the Buck Full Moon.
- July 13th, 1985: Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
- July 14th Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
- Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
- July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
- Full Moon Jokes: What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
- Canada Day Jokes: There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st.
- July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery Channel: I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die.
- Shark Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- Shark Jokes: Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies.
- Shark Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
- Shark Jokes: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.
- Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
- Shark Jokes: What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
- Pirate Jokes: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR!
- Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
- Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
- Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland!
- Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
- Friday the 13th July 13, 2029: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
- What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
- Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
- “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
- What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
- July 14th Bastille Day:
- What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea.
- Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.
- Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!
- Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell.
- Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
- Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright!
- Bee Jokes: How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz.
- Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing.
- Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire. Fire works.
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches!
- What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue.
- How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
- Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas!
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
- Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling!
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels.
- Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine.
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet.
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams.
- Swimming Jokes: What race is never run?… A swimming race.
- What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved.
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me!