Top 10 Summer Solstice Jokes

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1. Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
2. Summer Solstice: The one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day” and no one can tell you you’re wrong.
3. Why do people love the Summer Solstice?… Because it is so enlightening!
4. What did the Earth say to the sun on the Summer Solstice?… “You’re really pushing my limits!”
5. What do you call a Summer Solstice party that lasts all night?… A sun-stoppable celebration!
6. Why don’t summer solstice parties ever get cold?… Because they’re always hot! It is June 20th!
7. What do you call a party on the summer solstice?… A solar celebration!
8. What did the calendar say on the solstice?… “It’s time to turn up the heat!”
9. Why was the Summer Solstice so confident?… Because it had the longest day to shine!
10. What did the Summer Solstice say to the equinox?… “You’re just not as extreme as me!”n say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved.