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Google Search “Top 10 Turtle Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best turtle jokes.
- How do you become the #1 page for turtle jokes?… Very slowly.
- Blizzard Jokes: Where does a turtle go when during a blizzard?… A shell-ter.
- If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska… they’d live in Seward.
- What does a turtle do on it’s World Turtle Day?… It shellebrates!
- I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks.
- A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
- A turtle walked into a restaurant but the owner grabbed it and threw it out… It came back 5 months later and yelled: get your hands off me!
- What happens when you bring a turtle to a World Turtle Day party?… It becomes a shellebration.
- To do list 1. Buy a turtle 2. Name it ‘The speed of light’ 3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster than the speed of light.