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- Prom Jokes: Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer at the prom?
- Dad Jokes: Son: Dad. Tomorrow is a small get-together at school. Dad: Small gathering? How small is it? Son: Only me…you…and the principal.
- A school had a problem. Girls used lipstick in the bathroom & kissed the mirror. Maintenance removed the prints. This continued. The principal called the girls to the bathroom to demonstrate the cleaning. He dipped a squeegee in the toilet & cleaned the mirror. No More problem!
- Custodian Jokes: A new principal was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?” The Custodian looked at him gravely… “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”
- Mother’s Day Jokes: Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?” Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.” Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?” Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”
- Math Jokes: Why did average get sent to the principal’s office… He was being mean.
- Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!” (Boy walks away.)
- A principal notices a Post-It on a locker. “Jocks! This small change in diet can boost your physique FOREVER! Head to the gym to find out how!” Puzzled, he pulls it off and continues down the hall. Just a few lockers down, another catches his eye. “Hey goth girls! Tired of dark eyeliner that just runs all day? One simple trick will fix it! Find out in the gym!” “OK, I’ll bite,” the principal chuckles to himself. He walks to the gymnasium, pushes open the door…and immediately gets stuck. He looks down and sees the floor covered with super-glue. He looks around and sees several students in the same situation: cheerleaders, jocks and others desperately trying to free themselves. Outraged, he removes his shoes to unstick himself and races around the school until he finds a kid placing a note, this time aimed at math geeks, on yet another locker. He slaps the note out of his hand and shouts, “Quit posting clique-bait everywhere!”
- Our school library is so quiet you can hear a pin drop and if it does; the pin will be sent to the principal’s office.
- The phone rang in the principal’s office. Principal: Hello? Caller: Umm yes hi, my son won’t be coming to school today because he’s got the flu. Principal: OK and who may I ask is speaking? Caller: Umm my dad.