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- Grandparent Jokes: After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
- High School Graduation Jokes: High School is similar to College… To a degree.
- College Graduation Jokes: College is similar to high school… To a degree.
- Friday the 13th Jokes for June: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
- Friday the 13th Jokes for June: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on May 13th?
- College is similar to high school… To a degree.
- A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps & gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a high school graduation photographer.
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a high school graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”