Top 10 Moon Jokes

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1. Astronaut Jokes: What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?… “I guess you had to be there.”
2. Full Moon Jokes: When is the moon the heaviest?… When it is full.
3. Ocean Jokes: What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Luna-sea.
4. What do you call a bug on the moon?… A lunar-tick.
5. Barber Jokes: Why is the moon bald?… It has no ‘air!
6. Music Jokes: Why did the singer decide to go to the moon?… He wanted to make the moon rock.
7. Barber Jokes: How does the moon cut its hair?… Eclipse it.
8. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What’s closer, Ireland or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see Ireland from here!
9. Astronomy Jokes: Why don’t asteroids ever hit the moon?… Because it has no atmos-fear!
10. Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese made on the moon?… Slice of Luna!