Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for Each Month

by | Jul 31, 2025 | College, Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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May Knock Knock Jokes

  1. May 1st Principal Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best principal jokes.
  2. Bee Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bee knock knock jokes.
  3. Turtle Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best turtle jokes.
  4. Shrimp Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shrimp jokes.
  5. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  6. Summer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
  7. Endangered Species Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best endangered species jokes.
  8. Mailman Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best mailman jokes.
  9. Lacrosse Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
  10. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo! 
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? 
  12. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
  13. Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Fifth Jokes jokes.
  14. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
  15. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  17. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  18. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  19. May 24th, 2026: Indy 500 Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  20. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  

January Knock Knock Jokes

  1. New Year’s Eve Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  2. Snow Jokes: Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  3. January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  4. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  5. Wolf Moon Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the next Full Wolf Moon is?
  6. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  7. Blizzard Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  8. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  9. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  10. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  12. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  13. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  14. Peanut Butter Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut butter jokes.
  15. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  16. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes?
  18. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  20. January Knock Knock Jokes:Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?

November Jokes / November Knock Knock Jokes

June Knock Knock Jokes

July Knock Knock Jokes/ July Jokes

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings! mer
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington. 
  3. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? 
  4. 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks.
  6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? 
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong. 
  10. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.

August Knock Knock Jokes / August Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
  2. August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
  3. August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
  4. August 4th is National Chocolate Chip Cookie! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category1 hurricane!
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe @katieledecky @Simone_Biles
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played.  #
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
  10. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.

September Knock Knock Jokes / September Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
  2. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
  4. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  5. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?

October Jokes / October Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Harvest Moon Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
  2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
  3. Halloween Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
  4. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
  5. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  6. World Series Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Series jokes.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 1 team that has never appeared in a World Series.
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 5 teams that have never won a World Series.
  9. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
  10. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)