Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for Each Month

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Top 10 September Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Labor Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
  2. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  3. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
  4. Star Trek Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
  5. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  6. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?
  7. National Peanut Day: Knock knock?… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut jokes!
  8. September 7th, 2026: Labor Day Jokes:Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
  9. September 8th: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Star Trek jokes.
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about peanuts? 
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good peanut knock-knock joke? 
  12. Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good peanuts knock knock jokes? 

January Knock Knock Jokes

  1. New Year’s Eve Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  2. Snow Jokes: Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  3. January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  4. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  5. Wolf Moon Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the next Full Wolf Moon is?
  6. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  7. Blizzard Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  8. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  9. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  10. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  12. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  13. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  14. Peanut Butter Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut butter jokes.
  15. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  16. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes?
  18. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  20. January Knock Knock Jokes:Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?

September Knock Knock Jokes / September Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
  2. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
  4. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  5. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?

October Jokes / October Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Harvest Moon Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
  2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
  3. Halloween Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
  4. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
  5. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  6. World Series Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Series jokes.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 1 team that has never appeared in a World Series.
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 5 teams that have never won a World Series.
  9. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
  10. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)

November Jokes / November Knock Knock Jokes

May Knock Knock Jokes

  1. May 1st Principal Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best principal jokes.
  2. Bee Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bee knock knock jokes.
  3. Turtle Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best turtle jokes.
  4. Shrimp Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shrimp jokes.
  5. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  6. Summer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
  7. Endangered Species Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best endangered species jokes.
  8. Mailman Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best mailman jokes.
  9. Lacrosse Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
  10. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo! 
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? 
  12. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
  13. Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Fifth Jokes jokes.
  14. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
  15. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  17. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  18. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  19. May 24th, 2026: Indy 500 Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  20. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  

June Knock Knock Jokes / Top 10 June Knock Knock Jokes

  1. June 1st: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best June knock knock jokes.
  2. Stanley Cup Hockey Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Stanley Cup hockey jokes.
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? 
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day:Cheese Jokes: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
    • Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dinosaur jokes.
  5. Friday June 5th, 2026 National Donut Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes.  
  6. June 6th, 2026 National Trails Day: Hiking Jokes:Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 
     hiking     jokes.
    • June 6th, 2026 Belmont Stakes Jokes:Belmont Stakes Jokes:
      • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!   
  7. June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about oceans. 
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good watermelon knock knock jokes?
  9. Indy 500 Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  10. Indy 500 Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
  11. World Cup Soccer Jokes: June 11th – World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the dates of the 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  14. Flag Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Flag Day jokes.
  15. June 15th National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lobster jokes!
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.  
  17. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
  18. Summer Solstice Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Solstice jokes.
  19. Strawberry Moon Jokes: June 29th, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Strawberry Moon jokes.

July Knock Knock Jokes/ July Jokes / Top 10 July Knock Knock Jokes

  1. July 1st Canada Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
  2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July knock knock jokes.
  3. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
  4. July 4th: 4th of July Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
  5. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington. 
  6. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jaws shark jokes!
  7. July 15th National Hot Dog Day: Hot Dog Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world.
  8. July 19th, 2026: National Ice Cream Day: Ice Cream Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
  9. July 20th, 2026: Shark Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
  10. July 21, 2026 National Junk Food Day: Junk Food Jokes Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best junk food jokes..

Top 10 August Knock Knock Jokes / August Knock Knock Jokes / August Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
  2. August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
  3. August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Watermelon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
  4. August 4th is National Chocolate Chip Cookie! Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe #bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
  5. Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
  6. Masters Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  7. Friday the 13th Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th.
  8. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category 1 hurricane!
  9. Hurricane Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
  10. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Missouri jokes.
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe Katie Ledecky or Simone Biles?
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  13. Boston Red Sox Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Boston Red Sox jokes
  14. August 12, 2026: Solar Eclipse Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Solar Eclipse jokes.
    • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun…
    • Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for Arbor Day.
    • Little League World Series Jokes: Bats at the Beach… the unofficial book of the Little League World Series.
  15. Little League World Series Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for Little League World Series jokes.
  16. Little League World Series Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe how good the Bridgewater, Massachusetts Little League baseball team is?
  17. Little League World Series Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to Williamsport, Pennsylvania for the Little League World Series.
  18. Hawaii Aug. 21, 1959. Hawaii Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Hawaii jokes!
  19. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta watch the Little League World Series.
  20. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  21. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
  22. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.
  23. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust of wind blew my homework away!  
  24. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!  
  25. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the the Olympics
  26. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta work on my shot.
  27. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Navy.
  28. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to visit.
  29. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta be careful. It is Friday the 13th. 
  30. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… #August Who?… A gusta read Harry Potter.
  31. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta watch StarWars.
  32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl!
  33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta read Winnie the Pooh.
  34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over!
  35. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta, Georgia is a great place to live.
  36. August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  37. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when #sailing! 
  38. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing. 
  39. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta to go Back To School shopping! 
  40. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta work on my game.
  41. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Marines.
  42. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… #August Who?… A gusta join the CoastGuard.
  43. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Army.  
  44. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Air Force. 
  45. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the Space Force. 
  46. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta join the military.
  47. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a tee off at the Masters.
  48. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August?
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good August knock-knock joke?
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good August knock knock jokes?
  51. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about August? 
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good August knock-knock joke?
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good August knock knock jokes?
  54. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit Alabama.