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  1. June 6th, 2026 National Trails Day: I just made a hiking playlist for National Trails Day! It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. 
  2. June 6th, 2026 National Trails Day: Take A Hike… I’m sorry. I mean have a great National Trails Day!
  3. Alaska Jokes: “It’s important to remember your survival training when hiking in Alaska… Run like hell and hope you are faster than your friend!”
  4. Camping Jokes: Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
  5. I’m not sure how I feel about hiking…It has its ups and downs!
  6. Dad Jokes: What do you call a mountain’s son?… Cliff!
  7. Oregon Jokes: What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike in Oregon?… A trail blazer!
  8. Mt. Everest Jokes: What is the laziest mountain in the world called?… Mount Ever-rest!
  9. Where do apples like to go hiking?… Mount Fuji.
  10. Why don’t mountains get lost?… Because they always peak at the map!