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- July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jaws shark jokes!
- Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember… you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
- 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: Great White… the unofficial Kentucky Derby horse of Jaws.
- Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
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- Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet.
- Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls during the same month as the 50th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Who was a fantastic basketball player from WHOI (Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute) in 1975?… Matt HOOPer.
- Bruce, the Jaws shark: “Where’s my bloody dinner?”
- Christmas Jokes: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto get a bigger boat.
- Music Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
- Jaws was such an epic movie. Do you know which country had the craziest fans?… Finland.
- Swimming Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto be careful of swimming on Amity Island.
- If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws!
- Music Jokes: Who is the favorite musical group of the Jaws shark?… Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me where Jaws was filmed? (Martha’s Vineyard)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name of the boat in Jaws? (Orca)
- Why did the shark in Jaws get bad grades?… Because he kept biting off more than he could chew!
- What’s a shark’s favorite day of the year?… Chews-day!
- Why did Chief Brody need a bigger boat?… Because he kept getting swallowed by his own responsibilities!
- I started downloading Jaws the other day… But after one megabyte, my computer died.
- On Amity Island, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?… Jaws and effect.
- Where’s the first place Bruce, the shark from Jaws visited after filming the movie?… Finland.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
- Friday the 13th, 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
- I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die.
- If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg!
- Music Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
- Three things I want to do before I die: #1 Swim next to a Great White Shark!
- Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies.
- Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
- How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.