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  1. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jaws shark jokes!
  2. Jaws Jokes: Amity Island Summer PSA: Just remember… you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
  3. 2026 Kentucky Derby Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: Great White… the unofficial Kentucky Derby horse of Jaws.
  4. Amity Island Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
  5. #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
  6. Amity Island Summer PSA There’s a little-known but foolproof defense against sharks… Sharks will only attack you if you’re wet. 
  7. Friday the 13th Jokes: What happens when Friday the 13th falls during the same month as the 50th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
  8. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Who was a fantastic basketball player from WHOI (Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute) in 1975?… Matt HOOPer.
  9. Bruce, the Jaws shark: “Where’s my bloody dinner?”
  10. Christmas JokesWho gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto get a bigger boat.
  12. Music JokesWhat did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
  13. Jaws was such an epic  movie. Do you know which country had the craziest fans?… Finland.
  14. Swimming Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Otto… Otto who?… Otto be careful of swimming on Amity Island.
  15. If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws! 
  16. Music JokesWho is the favorite  musical group of the Jaws shark?… Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
  17. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me where Jaws was filmed? (Martha’s Vineyard)
  18. Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who… Canoe tell me the name of the boat in Jaws? (Orca)
  19. Why did the shark in Jaws get bad grades?… Because he kept biting off more than he could chew!
  20. What’s a shark’s favorite day of the year?… Chews-day!
  21. Why did Chief Brody need a bigger boat?… Because he kept getting swallowed by his own responsibilities!
  22. I started downloading Jaws the other day… But after one megabyte, my computer died.
  23. On Amity Island, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?… Jaws and effect.
  24. Where’s the first place Bruce, the shark from Jaws visited after filming the movie?…  Finland. 
  25. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
  26. Friday the 13th, 2025: What happens when Friday the 13th falls on the 75th Anniversary of Jaws… It is JAWsome!
  27. I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
  28. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! 
  29. Music Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
  30. Three things I want to do before I die: #1 Swim next to a Great White Shark! 
  31. Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies. 
  32. Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
  33. How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another.