365 Music Jokes

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July Jokes

1. July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
2. American Revolution Jokes:
3. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball!
4. July 4th: 4th Of July Jokes: 
5. Prime Day Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
6. Summer Jokes: What is a teacher’s favorite Jimmy Buffett song?… “Summerzcool.”
7. July 12th Levitate Music Festival: Art Jokes: Stick Figure… a great musical group that describes my artistic ability.
8. July 13th Levitate Music Festival: For breakfast… Stick Figure goes “Cuckoo for COCO Puffs”
9. The Elovaters are a great musical group. One of my favorites, but… they have had their ups and downs.
10. Full Buck Moon: Oh deer… did you miss the Buck Full Moon.
11. The Elovaters are a great musical group. One of my favorites, but… they have had their ups and downs.
12. The Elovaters are a great musical group. They make me bounce up and down… I guess that makes sense.
13. Jaws Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
14. Bastille Day Jokes:
15. Shark Week Jokes:
16. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.

April Jokes

1. April 1st Pink Moon: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
2. April 2nd National Walking Day: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. 
3. What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On. 
4. 2025 March Madness: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
5. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles. 
6. April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: 
7. A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith. 
8. A great song for National Walking Day… Walking on the Moon by the Police.
9. What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. 
10. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
11. Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
12. April 12th National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day: What is a #cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?… Nacho Man.
13. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
14. What is a truck driver’s favorite song?… Interstate Love Song by #StoneTemplePilots.
15. What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s
16. What kind of #music does a grilled Swiss cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music.
17. Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston
18. Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie
19. Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell.
20. What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby!
21. What is a great U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots.
22. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird.
23. Earth Day Jokes: Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day and Earth, Wind & Fire.
24. Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! 
25. Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event!
26. Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist & Shout!
27. What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the #BostonMarathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
28. April 25th World Penguin Day: Who is a penguin’s favorite pop music star?… Seal!
29. Why was the music teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key!
30. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba tooth paste!
31. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop!

May Jokes

1. Flower Moon: Who is the #1 band for the Flower Moon?… Guns and Roses.
2. What is the #1 hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel.
3. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
4. Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
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5. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
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6. May 5th Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
7. Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
8. Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the Opening Day baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
9. Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
10. May 10th Mother’s Day: What do you get when you cross a rapper with your mother?… Yo Yo – Ma.
11. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
12. Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
13. Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
14. Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!