December Jokes

by | Dec 1, 2025 | Latest News

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  1. December 1st Cyber Monday: Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on CyberMonday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping. (Boxing Jokes)
  2. December 2nd: How many seconds are there in one year?… 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.  
  3. December 3rd, 1818 Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  4. December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
  5. December 5th Disney Jokes: Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy!
  6. Cold Moon Jokes: What moon should you never ask out?… The Cold Moon.
  7. December 7th, 1787: Delaware Jokes: How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
  8. December 8th National Christmas Tree Day: Christmas Tree Jokes: Reindeer Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments. 
  9. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: Families are like brownies… mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  10. Mississippi Dec. 10, 1817 Mississippi Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! 
  11. Indiana Dec. 11, 1816 Indiana Jokes: Saturday, December 6th, 2025: Indiana defeats Ohio State for Big 12 Title. Hey Big 12 Football…… Hoosier Daddy?
  12. December 12th, 1787: Pennsylvania Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up! 
  13. Friday the 13th There’s a Friday the 13th this December… A nightmare before Christmas.
  14. Alabama Dec. 14, 1819 Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
  15. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D!”
  16. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best December jokes.
  17. Basketball Joke of the Day: What month should you call on when you need a stop on defense?… “D” ecember.
  18. New Jersey Dec. 18, 1787 New Jersey Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
  19. Santa Jokes: Sesame Street Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite Sesame Street character?… Cookie Monster. After all, they have a lot in common.
  20. World Cup Soccer Jokes: In order to help Russia’s chances at the World Cup… The tournament has been moved to December.
  21. 101 Santa Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  22. Winter Solstice Jokes: Today is the shortest day of the year… Don’t worry, it’ll pass quickly!
  23. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What did the Santa grant the basketball player for Christmas?… Three swishes!
  24. Grinch Jokes: The reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. 1 reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile. 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
  25. December 24th: Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam!
  26. December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  27. December 25, 1946. Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every Monday Music Playlist?… Come Monday.
  28. Top 10 Stranger Things Jokes
  29. Iowa Dec. 28, 1846 Iowa Jokes: Election Jokes: Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49% vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%?
  30. Texas Dec. 29, 1845 Texas Jokes: Election Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
  31. New Year’s Eve Jokes: New York Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. 
  32. New Year’s Eve Jokes: Jimmy Buffett Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every Champaign, Illinois New Year’s Eve playlist?… Bubbles Up!
  33. Winter Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle!
  34. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  35. Teacher Jokes for December: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  36. Santa Jokes: Which month is the coldest at the North Pole?…  Decembrrrrrr. 
  37. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!