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  • Skiing Jokes

    101 Skiing Jokes

    1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
    2. Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST! 
    3. I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
    4. Psychology Jokes: A psychotherapist returned from a conference in the Rocky mountains, where the delegates spent more time on the icy ski slopes than attending lectures and seminars. When she got back, her husband asked her, “So, how did it go?” “Fine,” she replied, “but I’ve never seen so many Freudians slip.”
    5. When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.
    6. Music Jokes: What is the #1 song for ski instructors?… Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds. 
    7. Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow. 
    8. I was at a ski resort for a #psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips. 
    9. To ski or not to ski… that’s a no-brainer. 
    10. What do skiers like most about school?… Snow and tell. 
    11. If you are going to try cross-country skiing… start with a small country. 
    12. Music Jokes: What is a great U2 song for skiing?… Put on Your Boots. 
    13. On a Chair Loft: Skier #1 “Where are we going next run?” Skier #1 “Down, I think.” 
    14. Ski Pun: Don’t get into skiing… It’s a slippery slope. 
    15. What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?… Whiteout. 
    16. Terrific Teacher Jokes: I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit… It was downhill from there. 
    17. I recently got very addicted to skiing… My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope. 
    18. Daughter: “Dad, why is my sister called Summer?” Dad: “Because your mother loves the #summer.” Daughter: “Thanks, dad. I love you.” Dad: “I love you too, Fresh Pow.”  #ski #puns #dads #daughters
    19. I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of #debt… I’m so excited I can barely put on my #skimask.  #skiing #ski
    20. If you love #skiing follow @AspenSnowmass! Out on the slopes in the #morning… it’s frost come, frost served.  #ski #Aspen
    21. What do you call a slow #skier?… A slopepoke!  #skiing #ski
    22. Financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies… The entire sport is going downhill fast.  #skiing #ski #investing
    23. How do #snowboarders introduce themselves?… “Sorry dude” #skiing #ski #snowboarding
    24. Skier: Why do I feel so good when my life and all my friends are going downhill?  #skiing #Vermont #ski
    25. Why wait until #spring to go #skiing?… There’s #snow time like the present!  #ski 
    26. Visit @KillingtonMtn! For those in the #snow… #skiing can be pretty easy.  #ski #SkiVermont #Vermont
    27. I’m taking it #ice and easy… it’s on my first time #skiing.  #ski 
    28. Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing… I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult.  #skiing #Vermont #ski
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    No matter what happens when #skiing… the #snow must go on.  #ski #skiing

    Hey @ThePunnyWorld! During #ski season… I try to keep a low #snow profile.  #puns #skiiing

    We love and recommend @TDBank_US! Where does a skier keep his #money?… In a #snow bank.  #skiing #Vermont #ski

    We love @KillingtonMtn! I #snow full well my skiing skills have a long way to go.  #skiing #Vermont #ski

    We love @BroadwayWorld! No matter what happens when #skiing… the #snow must go on.  #ski #puns #Broadway

    Hey @generalelectric How many #ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb & 1 to say “Nice turn!”  #skiing

    Which movie is a favorite of downhill #skiers?… “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it.  #ski #puns #skiing #Disney

    Support @usskiteam! #SkiPun: I used to be a professional #skier… It just went downhill from there.  #ski #puns #skiing #USA #careeradvice

    I broke up with my wife on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.  #ski #puns #skiing #divorce

    Ski Pun: Old skiers go downhill fast.  #ski #skiing #retirement

    Ski you later.

    I didn’t realize how good I would be at going down the slopes… I thought I had peaked when I rode the chairlift.

    Ski Pun: Every snow often I like to go skiing.

    Ski Pun: Ski lifts always chair me up.

    When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference… I always say with great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes & Spiderman Jokes)

    Ski Pun: I figured out why ski resorts are so funny… They’re hillareas. (Travel Guest Blogs)

    I retired from skiing… My skills were just going downhill. (Retirement Jokes)

    Why did the stock broker go to the ski resort?… He wanted to meet moguls.

    Some guy I know from school just brushed past me without a skiing jacket on… I think he was giving me the cold shoulder.

    Ski Pun: A novice skier often jumps to contusions. (Ski Puns)

    After a long day out skiing, I want to go to a snowball so I can dance like snowbody’s watching. (Dance Jokes)

    How does a skier get to work?… By icicle. (Bike Jokes)

    I wasn’t meant to be going on the skiing trip with my parents but I hid in the back of the car… When we arrived they called me the snowaway.

    Why did the skier only wear one boot?… He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow.

    What kind of dances do skiers go to?… Snowballs. (Dance Jokes)

    Ski Pun: Okay, so there’s a beginners slope here, there’s intermediate there, there and there, and snow on and snow forth. (Ski Puns)

    When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.

    What do you get when you cross a skier and a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes)

    My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing trip… so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’ (Birthday Jokes)

    What is a skiers favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Candy Jokes)

    What do skiers eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Cereal Jokes)

    Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?… They’re great at carving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)

    The skiing trip started well but after I lost my glove at the top of one of the slopes.. it was downhill from there. (Travel Guest Blogs)

    My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900… The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.

    Skiing Pick-up Line: I can’t take my ice off you! (Ski Puns)

    If you aren’t cracking a smile while skiing on the mountain… then you need to have a little change in altitude!

    Ski Pun: I am a snowboarder at heart… going skiing is an absolute last resort! (Ski Puns)

    Ski Pun: I’m never board, because I always ski. (Ski Puns)

    Alpine for the slopes once I am back home. (Ski Puns)

    I was easily sled in the wrong direction when I was younger… but now I snow where to go myself. (Snow Jokes)

    What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Colorado Jokes & Skiing Jokes)

    What do skiers eat for lunch?… Icebergers. (Hamburger Jokes)

    What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!

    Ski Pun: I have to take care of my mental well-skiing. (Ski Puns & Psychology Jokes)

    Ski Pun: I have only been skiing once or ice before. (Ski Puns)

    Ski Pun: I am snowboard of all the skiers in this resort. (Ski Puns)

    Ski Pun: My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make tea. (Ski Puns & Tea Jokes)

    Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a skiing accident?… He ended up being all right.

    A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift… It was an uphill battle.

    I am getting snow board of mountains… please may we stop skiing.

    Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world. (Ski Puns)

    Why was Cinderella such a bad alpine skier?… Her ski coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)

    I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast. (Labor Day Jokes)

    What happened when an icicle landed on the skiers head?… It knocked him out cold.

    I had been feeling quite down for the beginning of the skiing trip, all until I got to the top of the run… It was just the lift I needed!

    Ski Pun: When I make new friends on the ski slopes I say, “Ice to meet you.” (Ski Puns)

    What do you call the heels on ski boots? … Ski lifts.

    How do you know when a ski instructor walks into the room?… Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.

    What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?… Alp! (Skiing Jokes)

    How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!

    We want better snow!… Powder to the people! (Snow Jokes)

    What do skiers get from sitting on the snow too long?… Polaroids.(Snow Jokes)

    How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.

    Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about skiing?

    What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?… The pizza can actually feed a family of four. (Pizza Jokes)

    What did one skier say to the other?… Alpine for you when you’re gone. (Skiing Jokes)

    Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skiing knock-knock joke?

    I was skiing so fast down the slopes and crashed into a drift at the bottom… It was a total whiteout!

    I warned him about starting his own ski resort… It’s a slippery slope. (Skiing Jokes)

    I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm… I guess skiing has its downsides. (Doctor Jokes)

    What does a blind man use to ski?… A skiing eye dog. (Dog Jokes)

    Ski Pun: Frost impressions matter out on the slopes! (Ski Puns)

    Why did the dairy farmer move to a ski area?… He heard that skiers do milk runs. (Milk Jokes & Farming Jokes)

    Why aren’t skiers fun to be around when they’re going up a mountain on a lift?… Because they’re always looking down on you.

    What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski.(World Geography Jokes)

    What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?… A chimpion.

    Why did the skier always expect the worst when he reached the top of the mountain?… She knew it was all downhill from there…

    How do Jewish skiers greet each other?… Slalom.

    What is a beer enthusiast’s favorite kind of skis?… Brew-skies!! (Beer Jokes)

    What is a skiers favorite game?… Ice Spy with my little eye…

    Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Egg Jokes)

    Knock Knock…Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good skiing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)

    After I did my first ski jump my dad patted me on the back and said “I glove you.” (Dad Jokes)

    Why shouldn’t you let somebody who just got out of rehab go skiing?… Because it’s a slippery slope.

    Why was the skier taken to the hospital?… He hurt his ski bum. (Doctor Jokes)

    “You know what Telemarking means in Norwegian?… “Wait for me!” (World Geography Jokes)

    I broke up with my significant other on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.

    How many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… Two. One to turn the build while the other says “nice turns brah!”

    Why did the Ski Instructor want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake. (Divorce Jokes)

    I broke up with my husband on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill. (Divorce Jokes)

    How do you get a snowboarder off your porch?… Pay him for the pizza. (Pizza Jokes)

    I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.

    Why are mountains so funny?… Because they’re hill areas.

    I broke up with my boyfriend on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.

    What do you call a ski bum who has broken up with his girlfriend?… Homeless!

    Why are ski resports so funny?… Because they’re hill areas.

    What do you call a ski bum who has broken up with her boyfriend?… Homeless!

    What do skiers call their list of things they want to do in their lifetime?… Brain Bucket list.

    Which skiers wear the biggest boots?… The one with the biggest feet!

    What do ski repairmen eat their meals on?… Baseplates.

    Why did the beginner skier go to the pet store?… He was told he needed salopettes.

    How do skiers correct their typing mistakes?… White out!

    Why did the farmer bring cattle to the ski mountain?… He heard it was the best place for steers.

    Three snowboarders are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving?… The police. (Police Jokes)

    What is the difference between God and a Ski School Instructor?… God doesn’t think he’s a Ski School instructor…

    When skiing on the beginners slope… I am such a snow burn.

    Why go to the beach?… I’d rather be by the ski-side.

    Ski Pun: I made the switch to snowboard because I knew I was going down a slippery slope with skiing. (Ski Puns)

    Ski Pun: Last time I went to the slopes was at Christmas… It really was the ski-son to be jolly. (Ski Puns)

    As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me… It all went downhill from there.

    What is the difference between a ski instructor and a skiing student?… 3 days.

    Hey @MountainDew! What is a #Colorado clouds favorite drink?… #MountainDew.  #ski #skiing #hiking

    Hey @dominos What’s the difference between a #ski bum a #pizza pie?… A pizza can feed a family of 4. #skiing #moms

    Hey @edu_match! I broke up with my girlfriend on a #ski trip… Our #relationship was going downhill.  #skiing

    Hey @PapaJohns! How do you get the #ski instructor off of your front porch?… Pay for the #pizza! #Snowboarding

    Hey @AARP! Old #skiers go downhill fast.  #ski #skiing #puns

    Hey @whitemts @bretton_woods! Ski Pun: I figured out why #ski #resorts are so #funny… They’re hillareas.  #skiing #puns

    Hey @KillingtonMtn! #Ski Pun:Ski lifts always chair me up.  #skiing #Vermont #puns


     

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    Check out the Top Quotes for Veterans Day!

    1. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    2. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
    3. What did one American flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)

  • Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for Thanksgiving

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    My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!

    As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy.
    Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.

    1. What kind of music did the Pilgrim athletes warm-up to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
    2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Top Boxing Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    3. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving (and time for football). Aren’t you? (Top Football Jokes)
    4. What sound does a limping football player make at a Thanksgiving Day game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top College Football Jokes)
    5. What was the football team suspected of with an ineligible receiver?… Fowl play. (Top College Football Jokes)
    6. Why did the player get a 15-yard penalty at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Top College Football Jokes)
    7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
    8. Why did they let the turkey join the high school band at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because he had the drumsticks.
    9. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
    10. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
    11. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Top Teacher Jokes & Top Sailing Jokes)
    12. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
    13. What do you wear to Thanksgiving Football game dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Seasonal Jokes)
    14. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Top Hunting Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    15. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
    16. What do you call it when it rains for the Thanksgiving “Turkey Day” football games?… Foul weather! (Top Football Jokes)
    17. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain from a sports injury?… Pil-grimace.
    18. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
    19. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner after the football game. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
    20. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)

    Great Advertising ALL YEAR LONG!
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    101 Sports Jokes

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    The following pages are the top 10 most viewed sports jokes pages number of pages views for 2017.
    Top 10 Sports Jokes Pages

    1. “Basketball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #3 What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
    2. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second.
    3. Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
    4. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
    5. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!

    Alphabetically Listing

    “Archery Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #4 What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
    “ Badminton Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #4 Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
    “Baseball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
    “Basketball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #3 What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
    “Beach Volleyball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
    “Bowling Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #2 Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
    “Top Boxing Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
    “Canoe Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #3 What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
    “Cycling Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #9 Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
    “Diving Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #8 Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
    “Equestrian Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #4 What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
    “Top Fencing Jokes “: Page #2, Listing #3 Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
    “Field Hockey Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
    “ Golf Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
    “ Kayak Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
    “ Lacrosse Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5

    1. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!

    “ Soccer Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
    “ Softball Jokes: Top 97 Softball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
    “Top Swimming Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
    Other Jokes:

    1. USA Diving: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
    2. USA Equestrian
    3. USA Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
    4. USA Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
    5. USA Golf: Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf course?… He screamed with every swing.
    6. USA Gymnastics:
    7. USA Handball: Top Handball Jokes:
    8. USA Judo: Top Judo Jokes:
    9. USA Karate: Top Karate Jokes
    10. USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes
    11. Top Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
    12. USA Modern Pentathlon:
    13. USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes:
    14. USA Roller Sports:
    15. USA Rowing:
    16. USA Rugby (7s):
    17. USA sailing:
    18. USA shooting
    19. USA Soccer: Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
    20. Top Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
    21. ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): @ASAUSASoftball (86.1K followers)
    22. US Squash:
    23. USA synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
    24. USA Table Tennis:
    25. USA Taekwondo:
    26. USA Tennis: Top Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing.
    27. US Track and Field:
    28. USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes:
    29. USA Volleyball: Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
    30. USA Water Polo:
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    32. USA Weightlifting:
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  • Sports Jokes: Top Holiday Sports Jokes

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    101 Sports Jokes

    December: Top Winter Jokes

    Christmas Jokes: Sports Jokes for Christmas

    1. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Christmas Trivia & Answers / (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    2. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Top Holiday Sports Jokes)
    3. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood (Top Archery Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    4. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Christmas Jokes)


    November: Top Fall Jokes

    Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for Veterans Day

    Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for Thanksgiving

    1. What kind of music did the Pilgrim athletes warm-up to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
    2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Top Boxing Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    3. Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving (and time for football). Aren’t you? (Top Football Jokes)
    4. What sound does a limping football player make at a Thanksgiving Day game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top College Football Jokes)
    5. What was the football team suspected of with an ineligible receiver?… Fowl play. (Top College Football Jokes)
    6. Why did the player get a 15-yard penalty at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Top College Football Jokes)
    7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
    8. Why did they let the turkey join the high school band at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because he had the drumsticks.
    9. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
    10. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)


    October: Top Fall Jokes

    1. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)

    Columbus Day Jokes: Sports Jokes for Columbus Day

    1. How was Columbus’s ship like America’s Cup?… They’re both driven by sales! (Top Sailing Jokes)
    2. What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Archery Jokes)
    3. What’s the difference between one of Columbus’s sailors and a monster?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind! (Top Sailing Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
    4. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course. Lee Trevino (Top Golf Jokes)

    Mole Day Jokes: Top Sports Jokes for Mole Day

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    1. What are moles great to have on a team?… They have great team chemistry!
    2. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (Top College Football Jokes)
    3. Why did Avogadro hate playing games on October 24th?… He was tense to the 23rd!
    4. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat after playing a game?… Watermolens (Top Summer Jokes)
    5. How does Avogadro recruit athletes for his team?… By e-mole!
    6. What kind of test do student-athlete moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
    7. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of warm-up music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
    8. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole. (Top Soccer Jokes)
    9. Why did people say Avogadro was a bad athlete?… They said he was slow as moleasses
    10. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Top Baseball Jokes & Top World Series Jokes)
    11. What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles

    Halloween Jokes: Top Halloween Sports Jokes

    1. What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    2. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    3. Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    4. Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    5. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    6. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
    7. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    8. What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    9. Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    10. Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes:Page #1 Google Search)
    11. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
    12. When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck!
    13. What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares.
    14. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the game?… Because he had no body to go with.
    15. What kind of mail does a top vampire athlete get?… Fang mail!


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    Here is our baseball edition. We hope you enjoy. We will try to tweet one joke per day!

    1. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
    2. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
    3. Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate!
    4. Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?”
    5. Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
    6. A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”
    7. How do baseball players keep in touch?….They touch base every once in a while.
    8. What has 18 legs and catches flies?…A baseball team!
    9. Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?…She had a pumpkin for a coach.
    10. A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.
    11. What are the rules in zebra baseball?…Three stripes and you’re out.
    12. Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?…She ran away from the ball.
    13. What do baseball players use to bake a cake?…Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
    14. A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.
    15. “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”
    16. Riddle: A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
    17. Why is Fenway Park the coolest place to be?…Because it’s full of fans.
    18. Baseball Riddle: “Why is it called the World Series if only North American teams can play?”
    19. Manager: Our new infielder cost $10 million. I call him our “Wonder Player.”… Every time he plays, I wonder why I bothered to get him.