National French Fry Day Jokes: Top French Fry Jokes

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  1. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  2. What’s a potato’s motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
  3. Where were the first French Fries made?… In Greece!
  4. What do you call a nice french fry?… A sweet potato!

 

Hamburger Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  2. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
  3. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers!
  4. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  5. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  6. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!

 

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