Top Joke Pages
- Why did the football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
- Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.
- How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
- Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
- What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
- What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
- What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
- What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.