NFL Football Jokes: Top Football Jokes

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  1. Why did the football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  2. Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.
  3. How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  4. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  5. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  6. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  7. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?… “Give me my quarterback!”
  8. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.

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