Halloween Jokes: Sports Halloween Jokes

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  1. What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  2. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  3. Did you hear about the Ghost football team?… They can’t tackle, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Football Jokes)
  4. Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  5. Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  6. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  7. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  8. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  9. What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  10. Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  11. Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  12. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  13. When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck!
  14. Did you hear about the Ghost soccer team?… They can’t tackle, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Soccer Jokes)
  15. What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares.
  16. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  17. Did you hear about the Ghost basketball team?… They can’t shoot, but the have a lot of spirit. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  18. What kind of mail does a top vampire athlete get?… Fang mail!


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