March Jokes

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March

  1. What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
  2. Can February, March? … No, but April, May!
  3. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March(Top Spring Jokes)
  4. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
  5. When is the best month to hold a protest?… March.
  6. What is a drill sergeant’s favorite month?… March.

March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Dr. Seuss Jokes / Dr. Seuss Trivia / Top Christmas Jokes)

March 7th: National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.

March 7th: National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.

March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!

March 13th: National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!

March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!

March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.

March 20th: 1st Day of Spring: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)

March 30th: National Doctors Day: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia)

March 30th: National Pencil Day: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!

Spring Jokes

  1. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
  2. March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes & Dr. Seuss Trivia Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
  3. What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… a hat!
  4. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Top Baseball Jokes)
  5. What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I”
  6. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise for find the best Dr. Seuss jokes!

March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  2. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  3. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  4. Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  6. What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros” (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  7. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  8. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  10. Why is 6 afraid of 7?…  Because 7 8 (ate) 9 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  11. “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  12. What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
  13. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky. (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
  14. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
  15. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  16. How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  17. Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  18. How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
  19. Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
  20. What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.
  21. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
  22. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
  23. Why is the letter “A” like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Top Spring Jokes)
  24. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Top Spring Jokes)
  25. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?… Shore.
  26. How do you get a peanut to laugh?… you crack it up!
  27. Why did the farmer bury all his money?… to make his soil rich! (Top Spring Jokes)
  28. Where can you find an ocean without water?… on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  29. Where do actors like to camp?… The Hollywoods!
  30. What is a robot’s favorite snack?… Computer chips!
  31. What do you call a fish with two knees?… A two nee fish!

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