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- When is the best time to go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back.
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
- What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
- What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station.
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear. (Top Geography Jokes & Top Mole Day Jokes)
- What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal. (365 Sports Jokes)
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?… “The Dentist will see you now.” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling. Q
- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?… He wanted to transcend dental medication!
- If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
- Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
- Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone.
- People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
- I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.
- He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.