Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes A – Z

My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them. 

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  1. Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  3. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  4. Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  5. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  6. Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  7. Field Hockey Jokes: When is a field hockey player like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  8. Fishing Jokes: What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  9. Football Jokes: What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  10. Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
  11. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  12. Top Handball Jokes: What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  13. Hockey Jokes: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
  14. Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
  15. Top Karate Jokes: Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate JokesTop Christmas Jokes)
  16. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  17. Top Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
  18. Pentathlon Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  19. Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  20. Roller Sports Jokes: Why was the skeleton always left out of roller sports?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  21. Rowing Jokes: Where do rowers go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography JokesTop 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  22. Rugby Jokes: What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
  23. Sailing Jokes:
  24. Skiing Jokes: How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  25. Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  26. Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  27. Summer Olympic Jokes
  28. Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  29. Squash Jokes:
  30. Surfing Jokes: What did the wave say to the surfer?…  Have a swell time! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  31. Table Tennis Jokes:
  32. Taekwondo Jokes:
  33. Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
  34. US Track and Field Jokes:
  35. Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  36. Water Polo Jokes:
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  38. Weightlifting Jokes:
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