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  1. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else.
  2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
  3. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  4. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
  5. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
  6. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
  7. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
  8. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
  9. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
  10. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
  11. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
  12. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
  13. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
  14. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline”.
  15. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
  16. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast.
  17. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
  18. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  19. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  20. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
  21. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending.
  22. What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? … Your one hot chick!
  23. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
  24. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.
  25. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
  26. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
  27. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater!
  28. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
  29. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
  30. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
  31. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  32. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants.
  33. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  34. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
  35. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
  36. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
  37. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  38. Why are people always tired in April … Because they just finished a march
  39. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
  40. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
  41. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
  42. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
  43. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary.
  44. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  45. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  46. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  47. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  48. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  49. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  50. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
  51. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings!
  52. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  53. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
  54. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
  55. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  56. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
  57. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
  58. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  59. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
  60. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  61. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  62. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
  63. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  64. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
  65. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
  66. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
  67. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”
  68. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year.
  69. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!
  70. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

     

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